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Nagisa: This year was supposed to be great.

Nagisa: But it’s only the second day and I’m a loser.

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Kayano: DON’T BE SORRY! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD!

Nagisa: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing.

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Terasaka: Christmas has already passed so why the fuck is Kurahashi still dressed up as a Christmas tree?!

Yada: Because she loves to feel the holiday spirit.

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Gakushuu: Look, some years aren’t graded as A/B/C/D/F or even pass/fail, but Last Bastard Standing. In a few weeks I will still be here and 2021 won’t be, so we’re going to count this as winning.

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Itona: Do you think we went overboard with the New Year’s party decorations?

Rio: Nah, it’s cool.

Isogai: The mountain is on fire.

Karma: Aesthetic.

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Gakushuu: You’re looking at the master of leaving parties.

Gakushuu: I don’t mean to brag, but New Year’s Eve? I was home by 9pm.

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Gakushuu: *About Nagisa.* He makes no sense.  

Ren: True. I see why you like him.  

Gakushuu: I do not like him.  

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Gakushuu: I’m going to be driven to violence.  Big violence. Huge violence.  All because of this man’s disrespect.  His audacity. 

Ren: Is Nagisa-San dancing while he cooks again? 

Gakushuu: … 

Gakushuu: I am gay and filled with rage. 

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Gakushuu: I’m a legend. I’m a prodigy that has never lost a competition and terrifies my enemies with a look. No one is on my level.  

Nagisa: *Smiles.* 

Gakushuu: I am a mess. Someone help me. I am gay.  

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Nagisa: Apparently at some point when Gakushuu and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied ‘well you have to call them something’.  

Nagisa: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to Gakushuu’s patience.  

Karma: Gakushuu is morosexual.  

Nagisa: Please don’t call him a moron.  

Nagisa: … 

Nagisa: Wait. 

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Gakushuu: *Feels an emotion for Nagisa.* 

Gakushuu: Who the fuck authorized this? 

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Nagisa: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.  

Gakushuu: You take that back. 

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Nagisa: Oh come on! I was NOT that drunk!   

Gakushuu: Really? Because you came busting into my room at two am saying you were “dressed to impress”.   

Nagisa: Oh god. What was I wearing?   

Gakushuu: You were naked.   

Gakushuu: In all fairness though, I was impressed.    

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Gakushuu: Okay, why are you on top of the tree this year?

Karma: Because I’m a star, Gakushuu, keep up.

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Kataoka, to Okajima: Behave yourself or Santa’s going to castrate you for Christmas.

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Irina: Someone has to get drunk enough to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party and as your teacher, I feel it should be me.

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Maehara: Is this mistletoe?

Isogai: Uh, no, it's basil.

Maehaea: Too bad. If it was mistletoe, I would have kissed you.

Isogai: Yeah, no, it's still basil.