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[D’artagnan questioning a suspect. Captain Treville walks by]
D’artagnan: Oh, hey, captain. Did you get my report on the Finley murder?
Treville: Uh, yeah. Looked it over. Nice work.
D’artagnan: Good. Thanks, dad.
[everyone turns to look at him]
D’artagnan: Why is everyone staring at me?
Aramis: You just called Captain Treville “Dad”. You said, “Thanks, dad.”
D’artagnan: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “Thanks, man.”
Treville: Do you see me as a father figure, D’artagnan?
D’artagnan: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Porthos: Hey! Show your father some respect!
D’artagnan: I didn’t call him “Dad”!
Treville: No, no, no, no, D’artagnan.. I take it as a compliment.
Athos: It’s not a big deal. I called Milady “Mom” once, and she’s my ex-wife.
D’artagnan: Guys, jump on that! Athos has psycho-sexual issues.
Constance: Old news. But you calling Captain Treville “Daddy”…
D’artagnan: Hey, “Daddy” is not on the table here.
Suspect: But you did call him “Dad”, dude.
D’artagnan: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: All right, all right. I was lying about the hold-up. But the “dad” thing? That happened.
D’artagnan: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Treville: I believe you..
D’artagnan: Thank you.
Treville: ..son
D’artagnan:
Treville: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
D’artagnan:…
D’artagnan: I’d like that.
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