#source: parks and rec

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Let me explain something to you, Buck. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, John. Act."

Bucky: So you weren't thinking.

Walker: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!

Bob: It’s kind of complicated, but Alexei—

Yelena: Got it. Forget I asked.

[incorrectfantasticfour]

Franklin: I made a marshmallow Uncle Ben. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at the other marshmallows for annoying him. You like it? Ben, choking up: It’s fine.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah: Let me explain something to you, Zag. When you’re in a situation, you don’t have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don’t think, Jonah. Act.".

Zag: So you weren’t listening.

Jonah: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

[stephreynaart]

Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested

But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec

[percabethconvos]

Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here

Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit

Chiron:

Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Derek: Those pants look great Y/N

Y/N: Thanks!

Derek: I bet they would look even better on Spencer’s floor

Spencer: Are you hitting on Y/N…for me?

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka, to Anakin: You know, Master, when I first met you, I thought, "There is someone who loves his job."

Ahsoka: And then I thought, "Oh, wow. He’s intense."

Ahsoka: And then I thought, "Oh, no. He’s insane. My Master is psychotic, and I need to call Master Obi-Wan."

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: Is there- and I'm just guessing here- some kind of medication that you need a lot of and have taken none of, or maybe too much of today?

Jason: Oh I have a medical condition alright, it's called caring too much! And it's incurable!

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Okay, focus up you little monsters!

Yelena: Not you, Bob. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Bellara told me you have a crush on me. Is that true?

Neve: Well that’s interesting. You know why?

Rook: Why?

Neve: Because- [runs away]

Rook:

[dontremembermejust]

Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!

Rio: We’re married.

Agatha: Still…

[incorrectfantasticfour]

Sue: Aw, you have a crush on me! Reed: We’re married. Sue: Still…

[ladyredsclassroom]

Luna: i made a marshmallow Professor Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?

Professor Snape (choking up): It's fine.

[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…

Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!

Wanda: we’re married

Y/N: (laughs) still

Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.

Y/N:

Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!

For @lifespectator