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[wildlyincorrect]

Fiyero, to Glinda and Elphaba: So, how long have you two been together? Elphaba: No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. Glinda and I are not together. No. No. Glinda: Really? 16 no's? Really?

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: this is unbelievable…you know every single one of my stories

Y/N: wow it’s official…we’re an old married couple

Wanda: yeah I guess we are

Y/N: we did it!

The two high five and nuzzle…

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Rooster: ...I cannot stop staring at Hangman's face.

Dagger Squad: *stares at him* ...

Phoenix: “Face”? That's your weirdest nickname for Hangman's pecs yet.

Rooster: *blushes hard*

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: Sand...

Anakin: Yup...

Ahsoka: Instead of telling Padmé you love her for the first time, you said “I hate sand.”

Anakin: Yeah...

Ahsoka:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: How does that happen..?

Anakin, disappointed in himself: I don’t know..

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[After accidentally eating a pot brownie] Jin Ling: JiuJiu has no idea I’m high. Jiang Chang: You’re high? Jin Ling: Oh, I’m sorry. Jin Ling, leaning over to Wei Wuxian: JiuJiu has no idea I’m high.

[moondustinfj]

-So this is what you guys do? You invite other people for dinner to judge them and feel superior?

- Oh, grow up Daniel! That's why any couple invites anyone over ever.

[aotearoa20]

Turgon: (rushing in some Tirion university lecture theatre) okay, today were having a really quick lesson on Gates

Turgon: there are several types of gate

Turgon: Turnstile Gate, Vertical Pivot Gate, Swing Gates, Double Gate, and... two others

Turgon: Walls on both sides, space in the middle, you get the idea

Turgon: (rushing to the door) okay? See you next week

Ecthelion: Hey! We get you for the whole hour

Turgon: oh come on, who here want to hear me yap about gates for an hour?

Future Lords of Gondonlin: (raise their hands)

Turgon: awww, really??? 🥹

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Yeah, I agree with Stan. In a real relationship you share everything. That’s why Bill and I don’t keep any secrets

Richie: You’re such a cutie pie, here’s a quarter go play a song on the jukebox

Stan: No, it’s true. They tell each other everything

Richie: I can think of tons of things there’s no way Bill’s told you

Mike: Try me

Bill: *Motions go ahead*

Richie: Do you know about the time Bill was in Trenton?

Mike: Donkey ate his pants yup

Richie: Stan’s bachelor party in Memphis

Mike: Oh, when they had to pump out all the nickels from his stomach?

Richie: Wow, okay. Seattle?

Mike: Trick question. Bill’s never been to the Pacific Northwest because he’s afraid of Sasquatch

Richie: Damn

Bill: I’m not afraid of Sasquatch, I just think we should all be on alert

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Penelope, okay?

Bridgerton Siblings: …

Colin: I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion through a field of flowers.

Bridgerton Siblings: *All sighing*

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: Elphie, you can't move in with Fiyero! Elphaba: Why not? Glinda: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup? Elphaba: I'm not wearing makeup right now. Glinda: Holy crap, you're beautiful!

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda tries to get herself dressed…

Wanda: it was great but w-we’re friends

Y/N: okay I understand…can I talk to you as a friend?

Wanda: sure

Y/N: Wanda guess who just nailed the hottest Avenger?

Y/N goes for a high five, Wanda gives a high five back…

Y/N: but in all seriousness, you are wonderful and I want something to be there for us.

Wanda: (blushes) I-I do too.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhea: Can Daemon and I have some privacy, please?

Laenor: Ha, they're going to do it!

Rhaenyra: Totally.

Laena: Yep.

Rhea: No, we're going to fight.

Rhea: And then maybe afterwards we'll do it.

[deadlyjellyfishworld]

[inncorrect-starklings]

Jon: Honestly, what’s wrong with Dany?

Arya: Nothing

Jon: C’mon!

Sansa: Nothing Jon. She’s a keeper… just Keeper somewhere else…

[iz1331]

Lydia: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Betelgeuse: Which one? I can't do both.

[gfmaximoff]

Kate: You live in Russia, right?

Yelena, drunk: All right, first of all, my parents live in Russia.

Yelena: I live in the moment.