Agent Miller: Cameron Campbell, you have the right to remain -
Ered: A loser!
Agent Miller: Nice! But legally I have to start over now, sweetie.
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David: Gwen and I -
Preston: Are getting married?
David: No, we -
Preston, pulling out an oversized binder: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.
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Neil: At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope.
Neil: Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.
Neil: If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.
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Nikki: I am 41 Cheetos tall.
Neil: Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
Nikki: We were out of Doritos.
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Max: We are screwed.
David: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Max, upbeat: We are screwed!
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Max: Don't torture yourself, David.
Max: That's my job.
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Nikki: What do people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with their lives?
Neil: I do not want to be beeped at. It is LOUD and OBNOXIOUS and I will NOT take ORDERS from some EXTRA-HOT METAL BOX!
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Harrison: And you don't always have to bring up my dark past!
Gwen: We... didn't know you HAD one, Harrison.
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David: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Nurf: No, you misheard me, I said it was a "sadness factory".
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Sasha: I want someone to take me out.
Vera: Like on a date or with a gun?
Sasha: Surprise me.
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Gwen: About a week ago I accidentally made out with David.
Penelope: Really?
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: You accidentally made out with David.
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: Accidentally.
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
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Space Kid: I honestly don’t get why the Flower Scouts wear makeup.
Gwen: To look pretty, obviously.
Space Kid: But they're already pretty.
Gwen: Aw.
Space Kid: Gwen, you should wear makeup.
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Sasha: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
Snake: What?
Sasha: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that!
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David: So let's talk about the emotions you are feeling right now!
Nurf: Stabbing.
David: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity... which I hope you don't do to me...
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David: By the way, that Daniel fellow... may not be trustworthy.
Max: ...Now he tells us.
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Gwen: We need to talk about-
Max: The car was already on fire when I got there.
Gwen: What?
Max: ...What?
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Max: Damn, I fucked up again.
Neil: He said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason.
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