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Hey everyone. As you may or may not know, Dark and Dicey has been cancelled (https://twitter.com/darkanddicey/status/1103356567536033794?s=21). The future of this account has already been decided, and I have chosen to discontinue making content for this account. I will keep this account open as a memoir of the moments that brought joy into my life and many other’s lives. Thanks to everyone who has supported this account and the show!

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Trixa: happy crimus

Kovacs: it’s crismun

Pluck: merry crisis

Werblund: merry chrysler

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Kovacs: Hey kid, you want some blades?

Sass: No, blades are for skating.

Sass, rollerskating around the Dungeon’t: It’s kinda rocky here though.

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Werblund: It's a card! Thanks...

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Winkerbean: *playing out of tune guitar*

Werblund: Do you take requests?

Winkerbean: Sure.

Werblund: Please stop.

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A Dark and Dicey Survey!

Hey shenanigang! Please support @silver-wolfheart by taking a few minutes to fill out this survey of theirs! It’s a survey to get a feeling of who’s watching the show and what you like about it and such!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScFff77Au2w9NSvpZVe7Oh1279q6_-1npb2fTpiUKzEq_13mA/viewform

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Fandom: No fear

Winkerbean: *Lightning bolts a wall of explosives*

Fandom: Many fears

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Winkerbean: We all die it’s either kill or be killed

Raslin, dancing in the golem: What you gonna do?

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Kaiji: Welcome to Dark and Dicey!

Kaiji, after November 19th’s episode: Welcome to Dark and Diceyn’t!

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Trixa: Zombie apocalypses are a girl’s best friend

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Anya, talking to Pluck: I think I... I think I know more about parenting than you do, genius.

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Trixa: Roses are red, violets are red, everything’s red, there’s blood everywhere.

Pluck: Oh god

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Werblund: Can't you at least TRY to see things from my point of view?

Anya: [crouching down to Werblund's height] Okay let's try this

Werblund: That's not what I meant

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Werblund: Trixa, stop using vines when teaching the children Snek

Trixa: I don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

Sass: Oooh, Werblund is mad. Trixa is like Ms. Keisha, she’s fucking dead.

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Werblund: I really wanna be taken out.

Trixa: Like on a date or by a hit man?

Werblund: Either one would be fine.

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Anya: No one calls Anya Tuklithi Lipnitzkaya a thief.

Kovacs: No one's got the time

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Anya: There are seven wonders of the world, and I am three of them.