#incorrectdad

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Winkerbean: *playing out of tune guitar*

Werblund: Do you take requests?

Winkerbean: Sure.

Werblund: Please stop.

[kmyoung-music]

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Kaiji: Welcome to Dark and Dicey!

Kaiji, after November 19th’s episode: Welcome to Dark and Diceyn’t!

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Werblund: Can't you at least TRY to see things from my point of view?

Anya: [crouching down to Werblund's height] Okay let's try this

Werblund: That's not what I meant

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Werblund: I really wanna be taken out.

Trixa: Like on a date or by a hit man?

Werblund: Either one would be fine.

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Werblund: Fuck I want to die

Pluck: LANGUAGE

Werblund: Hecky heck, I crave death

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Trixa: Zombie apocalypses are a girl’s best friend

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Anya, talking to Pluck: I think I... I think I know more about parenting than you do, genius.

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Werblund: I think it’s about time you tell her about the birds and the bees.

Kovacs: [to Trixa] They are disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Winkerbean: We all die it’s either kill or be killed

Raslin, dancing in the golem: What you gonna do?

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Werblund: Trixa, stop using vines when teaching the children Snek

Trixa: I don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

Sass: Oooh, Werblund is mad. Trixa is like Ms. Keisha, she’s fucking dead.

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Pluck: Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Pluck: Whole year, actually.

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Horatio: Go ahead and introduce yourselves

Pluck: My name is Pluck with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-

Horatio: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Pluck: Hmm?

Horatio: Where's the B?

Pluck: There's a bee?

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Werblund: Would you please not look dramatically off into the distance when you say that? It makes me feel worse.

Kovacs, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Trixa: Werblund you have a cold! You can't drink until you're better.

Werblund: Hey, let's say your throat is not in a good condition. If you have a scratch, you'd use an alcohol swab to disinfect it, right? Drinking helps disinfect my throat.

Trixa:

Werblund:

Kovacs: He's got a point

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Kovacs: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Werblund: No, we are mad.

Kovacs: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Werblund: No, we're not!

Kovacs: I am not a mind reader, Werblund.