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Vanellope: I'm oscillating between dimensions y'all want anything?

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Kristoff: So my wife-

Player: You have a wife?

Kristoff: I do, the whole time you’ve known me. It's Anna.

Player: Oh. I always thought you were feral.

Kristoff: Er, do you mean ‘single’?

Player: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.

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Player: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Player (while cooking with Remy): Capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat. and menthol does the same thing but cold.

Player: so if i eat a habañero pepper and then eat a bunch of breath mints, they’ll cancel each other out and i’ll be fine.

Remy: It won't...

[later]

Player: hey guys, so guess what hellfire tastes like.

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Merlin: You of all people should know, there can be no destination without a journey!

Player: I dont know that at all, I regularly teleport.

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Player, after update 5: Why did I wake up to an event notice that says, "Shit Just Got Real"?

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Player: I FIXED IT! Merlin: What did you fix? Player: EVERYTHING! [loud explosion in the background] Player: … except that.