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Rupert: “Todd. Do you have a crush on anyone?”

Todd: “The Epcot Ball.”

Rupert: “Well I think Dino is a nice person and-”

Todd: (zoning out) ‘Epcot Ball…’

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Raptin, describing his time on Earth: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Rupert: Woah! How much money is that?

Rosie: Guess. Here’s a hint.

Rosie: *slaps Rupert’s face with the wad of cash*

Rupert: ...350?

Rosie: 360!

Dino and Hunter, nearby: …

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[After the Cup and the ZongaZonga incident:]

Pauleen: What a week, huh?

Rupert: Pauleen, it's Thursday.

Pauleen: Your point?

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Kowloon, on the phone: Hey, Blackraven, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Blackraven: Why the hell do you need $5000?

Kowloon: For an escape room.

Blackraven: What kind of escape room costs $5000?

Kowloon:

Kowloon: Jail.

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Tria: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Penny: For the vivosaurs.

Tria: Why are you making pancakes for the vivosaurs?

Penny: They don't know how.

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Todd: When I was younger, Dina told me that the paper strip in Hershey’s Kisses was edible, so I ate the paper with the chocolate for like a year.

Pauleen, snickering: They are edible.

Todd: FOR REAL?

Rupert: …Why would you fall for that again?

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[Rosie standing outside Duna’s hotel room window with a “Prom?” sign]

Hunter, who was visiting, leaning out the window: Oh my god, yes!

Rosie: NO! GO TELL DUNA!

Hunter: Duna, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!

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Post-Game

Dina, arriving at Wildwest Tower: Morning, what the fuck is going on?

Lester: Bullshit.

Cole: War.

Lola: Hell.

Joe Wildwest: IDK I just live here.

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Todd: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Pauleen: ‘Prettiest smile.’

Dino: ‘Nicest personality.’

Dina: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight.’

Rupert: ‘Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.’

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Rupert: Can you all just- be serious for five minutes??

Dina: Our record is three and a half.

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Don Boneyard: Lester, please keep an eye on Cole today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Lester: Sure, I’d love to see Cole get punched.

Don Boneyard: Try again.

Lester: I will stop Cole from getting punched.

Don Boneyard: Correct.

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Don Boneyard, to Cole, Lester, and Lola: I have total faith in the three of you.

Don Boneyard, after they leave: There’s like a 40% chance they all die.

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Don Boneyard: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Lola: Heck.

Don Boneyard: You're on thin fucking ice.

Don Boneyard:

Don Boneyard: ...Oh no.

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Cole: Lester can be… immature sometimes. Lola: Sometimes? Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two capri suns at once? Lester: *holding three capri suns* Guys, you’re not gonna believe this!

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Rupert, to Dino: I have feelings for you. Not telling you which ones.

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Dina: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.

Pauleen: Or if they have a knife for a tongue.

Dina: Yeah, or if they have a knife for a tongue.