whenever apollo/lester messes up he pulls out his ukelele. like colleen balligner
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quick reminder that while lester was literally laying on the floor dying, he decided to sing a duet of "sweet caroline" with a talking arrow only he could hear
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“im so sick of running as fast as i can
knowing that i’ll get there quicker if i was a god again”
-lester papadolophus in toa, probably
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Lester: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Meg: That's why I carry two swords
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Jester/Leper commission for @theknightartorias! Thank you very much for your support!
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now. consider.
LESTER/APOLLO:
•Funny haikus every chapter
•has a crush on pipers dad
•has fought his exes on multiple occassions if not all
•pathetic sopping wet loser
•pathetic sopping wet loser
•pathetic sopping wet loser
•is literally bonded to a feral 12 year old who insults him all the time
MAGNUS:
•pathetic sopping wet loser
•self deprecating jokes
•insults his friends
•consistently confused
•consistently insulted by his crush
•all in all the punching bag
•hes hilarious
percy:
•just some guy
•we all read the series and i promise its not as funny as toa or mcga
•boring
•not even gay
•not even blonde
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rick just a reminder that you're not writing cross fandom wattpad fics. you're writing actual books that millions of people read.
lowkey ship them tho-
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I don't like horses please just let me have this
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Your daily reminder that Percy’s an angry edgy teen
There’s also this one quote in cotg that goes
“or when you think you control your anger, but get a bad test score and throw a monumental hissy fit and your skate ends up shoved in your bedroom wall, stabbing your favorite Jimi hendrix poster “ chapter 18
And the im fine I guess he gives his dad in botl when he visits
Or when Lester/apollo said that his clothes were impregnated with edgy teenager rage and that he felt like an angry high schooler wearing them.
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i wanna put lester in a jar and shake him uncontrollably
but like affectionately
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Finally, content
I recently (yesterday) passed something like a trial test for admission to the exams and am still happy with the results.💪💪💪💪
It's a pity that I didn't draw anything because of Valentine's day
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Okay then, so...
LESTER ANGST Y'ALL
I love this baby too much i want to give him a huuuuuug😭💙😭💙😭💙😭😭💙😭💙😭
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