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Maya: You know those girls that are, like, confident?

Riley: Yeah, I hate them.

Smackle: Me too.

Maya: I just pretended to be one of them. Okay, I walked right up to him and decided to be that bitch.

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Zay: He can apologize to me in hell!

Riley: Why are you going to hell?

Zay: I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.

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Zay: Lucas is the hot one so go for it.

Maya: What?

Zay: I'm clean. I cooked. I loved that story about your great-grandmother who was suffering...

Maya: She was a suffragette.

Zay: Whatever. The point is you're gonna fall for the guy with the abs and let the guy with personality get away.

Lucas: Law of the jungle.

Maya: You think I'd drop a guy I like because a slightly more handsome guy is in the room?

Lucas: Slightly?

Zay: You heard her.

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Riley: Are you laughing at that video of Farkle getting hurt?

Maya: No...

Maya: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Riley and Maya: [crying at the bay window]

Zay: [walks in and starts crying too]

Maya: Why are you crying?

Zay: I just like being a part of things!

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Riley: Can you imagine not being human and living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful? By the water Unburdened? Ideal.

Maya: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

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Girl Meets Permanent Record

Maya: Right now, I’m doing super well in school. I’m gonna be the velociraptor.

Cory: Are you trying to say valedictorian?

Maya: …No!

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Isadora: Riley, since you’re leaving, I’d like to make a toast. [raises glass] Bye.

Riley: Oh my god, that was perfect.

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Maya: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.

Riley: You mean “fight or flight.”

Maya: No. I’m not a flippin’ bird, Riley.

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Zay: Oh damn, Zay!

Isadora: Did you just “Oh damn” yourself?

Zay: Someone had to.

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Lucas: Are you scared?

Farkle: It’s not impressive to guess that I’m scared, Lucas. I’m scared of everything.

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Maya: Well, I hope you’re happy!

Riley: Aw, I hope you’re happy too, Peaches!

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Riley: You've never told a white lie to make someone feel better?

Farkle: I only lie if someone’s safety is at risk. Or if a juvenile aged eight or younger asks about Santa Claus.

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[walking out of the aquarium]

Riley: There are a million signs. Do not touch the animals!

Cory: If a dolphin holds out a flipper, you don’t leave him hanging.

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Farkle: What am I allergic to?

Lucas: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.

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Riley as Morotia: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.

Maya, trying to cheer her up: Yeah, but balloons!

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Girl Meets Her Monster

Cory: Have you ever been yelled at by your mother?

Riley: I’m not scared of her!

Cory: So that’s a no.