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why every male protag in a horror game called ethan
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Ethan, on the phone: Hey, Jayden, I need $2500
Jayden: Why do you need $2500?
Ethan: For an escape room
Jayden: What kind of escape room costs $2500?!
Ethan: ...Jail
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Shaun: Can we have a birthday cake?
Ethan: It isn't anyone's birthday.
Shaun: The cake won’t know.
#shaun#shaun mars#ethan#ethan mars#hr#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#heavy rain#happy birth jason#f
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Jayden: Blake gave me a ‘get better soon’ card.
Ethan: Aww, that’s so sweet!
Jayden: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.
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My Gooooood, I have such a great time with this blog. The creativity is through the roof! Amazing job, congratulations keeping this game's legacy alive in such a lively tone
Thank you! I plan on being more active soon but life is getting in the way. I'm glad more people enjoy it than I thought
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Ethan: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.
Madison: Not even God knows what you’re doing, Ethan!
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Ethan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than “fuck.”
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Blake: Am I right, Norman?
Norman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Norman: I don’t have a nervous system. I am a nervous system.
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HEAVY RAIN WEEK!!!
Reblog with your fanart/fanworks/headcanons/ideas/etc
Just give me heavy rain stuff!!!!!
I count heavy rain week starting from October 4th due to that's when the events in the game start, but obviously you can reblog anytime past this week/month/whenever. Reblog it whenever you want to!!
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Ethan: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
Jayden: I've got a really good body, so... no.
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Lauren: Scott, you’re so tall, what can you see?
Shelby: Everyone’s flaws.
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Jayden: We had a bonding moment. I RELEASED YOU FROM JAIL.
Ethan: Nope. Don't remember. Didn't happen.
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Ethan: My criminal record?
Ethan: The only crime I've committed was killing it on the dance floor haha.
Ethan: Well no, actually I have killed a man.
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Jayden: I'm either going to succeed or die crying.
Carter: Pretty sure its die trying.
Jayden: Not with the way I do it.
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Jayden: People shouldn't be so surprised when Blake wants to fist fight the entirety of the FBI. Catch him in a bad enough mood and he'll fight his own reflection.
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