incorrecthmu
incorrecthmu
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Audrey: I would not let this man kick my eyeballs out
Zoe: Who would you let kick your eyeballs out?
Audrey: Issa
Zoe: Aww
Audrey: She's earned it
Zoe: Romance is alive
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Audrey: I have no fears.
Elena: What if you woke up and Issa was taller than you?
Audrey: I have one fear.
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Max: I talk a lot, huh?
Issa: Yes, but it's nice- I like hearing your thoughts
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Audrey: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat
Elena: If you say anything else on this topic I'm going to murder you
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Issa: What's your biggest fear?
Percy: Being forgotten
Issa: Damn that's deep
Issa: Mine is Elena but I feel kinda stupid about it now
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Emma: Being the failure of the family is tough, but someone’s gotta do it. Anyway shoutout to my sister for stepping up to the plate. Thanks, Audrey.
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Lucy: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without a stupid hoodie on? That's weird.
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Orlando: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Dieke will and will not eat
Theo: Grass? Yes!
Orlando: Moss? Yes!!
Theo: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Orlando: Bootlaces? Strange but true!
Theo: Worms? Sometimes!
Orlando: Rocks? Nah
Theo: Twigs? Usually!
Orlando: Theo's cooking? Inconclusive!
Emma: How did you... test this
Orlando: You just hand them stuff and say 'this is for you' and if they eat it, they eat it
Emma: I don't know how to feel about this
Zoe: THAT IS WHERE ALL MY SPARE BOOTLACES WENT
Theo: Well what did you need so many spare bootlaces for anyway
Zoe: In case... the ones in my boots... break
Theo: Ohhh!
Orlando: Aha!!
Emma: How could you not know that
Theo: Pff you expect me to know how boots work?
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Theo: I think this is called identity theft
Issa: I think it's called psychological warfare
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Issa: You can't get enough of calling me names
Audrey: I can stop anytime I want, names
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Max: Thoughts on women?
Audrey: I've gotten better at dodging their acid attacks
Issa: Have you?
Elena: I guess we'll see
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Judge: how do you plead?
Max: [looks at issa] Issa: [mouths “not guilty”] Max: hot milky Issa: oh my god just lock him up
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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June: can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it's done. it's finished
Audrey: no longer hardcore now I'm just hard
Elena: good to see we're on the same length
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Audrey: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian
Max: I don't care how fast they were writing! It makes no sense!
June: ...Just pass it to me, Audrey
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Lucy: Have you tried yelling?
Max: I have no idea what you're referring to but of course I've tried yelling
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Elena: Don't worry, Dieke. Everyone's afraid of something.
Dieke: Even you, Lena?
Elena: Haha. No.
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Lucy: I love you guys, but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult
Wren: You're right... We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats!
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incorrecthmu · 4 years ago
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Audrey: rejected by the two girls I loved... I'll never find anyone like them again...
Max: Don't worry, Audrey! You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!
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