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Cocolia: Recently I lost my beloved friend, Serval... Serval: Stop telling everyone I’m dead! Cocolia: Sometimes I can still hear her voice...

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Bronya: I will stick this spear up your nostril!

Seele: Is this what we're resorting to? Bronya, we're in the Overworld. Nobody here knows what fuck means. Say it.

Stelle, supporting from behind: *do it bronya! say fuck!*

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MC: Oi, Dan Heng, want to listen to the radio?

Dan Heng: Sure. It'd be nice to hear about how the people are d-

MC: OK that's good, would you like AMMMMMMM or FMMMMM

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March 7th: I’m Dan Heng’s right-hand arm man. I’m Dan Heng’s everything. I’m his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit.

Welt: His what?

March 7th: His silly rabbit.

Welt: Is that what he calls you?

March 7th: No.

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March 7th: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Welt: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Himeko: I recorded the dumb stuff. MC: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Dan Heng: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Himeko: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Welt: Himeko, language March 7th: Yeah watch your fucking language Stelle: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MARCH 7TH THE FUCK WORD? Caelus: 'The fuck word'. Dan Heng: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time March 7th: Oh my god they censored it Stelle: Say fuck, Dan Heng. March 7th: Do it, Dan Heng. Say fuck.

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Kafka: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Welt: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Dan Heng: More or less, I guess... Caelus: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Stelle: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. March 7th: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Caelus: *digging through the trash for the nth time* Himeko: I CAN'T DO IT! Welt, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Himeko: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE March 7th: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Himeko: Himeko: I appreciate it, Himeko: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Dan Heng: Himeko- Himeko: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Stelle: Himeko we gotta- Himeko: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Himeko: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Himeko, motioning to Caelus, still digging through the trash: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Bronya: me or the plushies

Seele:

Bronya: me or the plushies seele

Seele: *runs with the plushies*

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Welt: You're a loose cannon, Stelle.

Stelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

March 7th: I think you play by your own rules.

Dan Heng: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Dan Heng: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Stelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Caelus is a loose cannon.

Caelus: *smashes a chair*

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Elio: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kafka: Several traffic violations.

Silver Wolf: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Blade: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Sam: Also, that’s not our car.

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*Kafka and Silver Wolf sitting in jail together*

Silver Wolf: So who should we call?

Kafka: I’d call Blade, but I feel safer in jail.

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Dan Heng to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MC, motioning to themself and March 7th: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Welt: Hello.

March: Hihi!!!

Dan Heng: Greetings, humans.

MC: 3 kinds of people.

Himeko:I want coffee.

MC: 4 kinds of people.

Pom-pom: [voice note, 2s; Hellowowjwiqhwiduiwjeheow]

MC: 5 kinds of people.

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Stelle: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? March 7th: The car takes a screenshot. Dan Heng: For the last time, get out.

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March 7th: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Dan Heng: March 7th, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're dumb.

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Dan Heng: why would you give a bat to an amnesiac you found on the station?! March: Stelle felt unsafe!

Dan Heng: now i feel unsafe!

March: would you like a bat?