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[arguing]

Taehyun: Go ahead, make that face at me.

Donghan:

Donghan: This is the face I got.

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Sanggyun: Why do I keep you around?

Hyunbin: Because the alternative would be developing a concsience of your own.

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Hyunbin: How do I know I can I trust you?

Taehyun: Because I don't care enough about you to lie to you.

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Yongguk: The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german again...

Kenta: Again?

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(INFO) Sanggyun and Kenta’s official unit name has been announced! From here on out, they will go on as ‘JBJ95′. The meaning behind it is that they’d like to continue under the name of JBJ, and the 95 is because the two are born in 1995. They also announced that their debut is currently planned for October.

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Hyunbin: Miku Hatsune didn't have to go to college, so why should I?

Donghan: She's not real.

Sanggyun: Don't you ever say that to us again.

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Hyunbin: On a scale from one to Taehyun-after-we-stole-his-car, how angry are you?

Kenta: Solid Yongguk-when-Donghan-forgets-to-feed-the-cats.

Hyunbin: Oh, no.

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Hyunbin: Look, let's just agree to apologize on the count of three. One. Two. Three.

Donghan:

Hyunbin:

Hyunbin: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Taehyun: It's okay, you were just trying to do something really nice for a friend and it blew up in your face.

Taehyun: Spectacularly.

Hyunbin: Everything I do is spectacular. It's a curse.

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Taehyun: Kenta would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Donghan: Kenta would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Taehyun: You called Sanggyun? And not me?!

Hyunbin: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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Taehyun: I would appreciate it if you paid me back.

Sanggyun: Wow, that's the craziest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Donghan: 'I would appreciate it if you paid me back'?

Sanggyun: Good, so you heard it too.

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Yongguk: We gotta get to the airport and we gotta get there fast.

Hyunbin: Then I should drive.

Yongguk: Why?

Hyunbin: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

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Donghan: Just found out there are two bones in my shin and two shins in my body. That's four bones. Fuck this shit.

Hyunbin: Dude, that's not even the worst of it. Go look up what your ribs are made of.

Donghan: Okay, I will, but I'm warning you if it's bones I'm gonna be so pissed off.

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Listen, me having 18 guy crushes is normal and heterosexual and plus, who doesn’t want to fuck Hyunbin?

Sanggyun

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Taedong: Honestly, I can't see why anyone would want to date me.

Donghan: I'd date you.

Taedong: Really? I'm kind of a handful.

Donghan: That's okay. I have two hands.

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Taehyun: What did I say about calling Sanggyun the devil?

Yongguk: That it’s disrespectful to the Devil?