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Sandrone: So who else is hiding in the lab trying to listen to Dottore and Crucabena fighting?  Pierro: Me. I'm under the examination table.  Scaramouche: I'm ON the table. Dottore forgot about me.   Capitano: I'm in the closet.  Pierro: We accept you Capitano. <3  Capitano: No I'm literally in the closet.  Sandrone: Love is love. <3

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Peruere: *writing a letter*  Peruere: Dear Santa,  I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...  And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Albedo: Master? As you know, tomorrow is a very important- Rhinedottir: Albedo look in that mirror. Do you know what I see? Albedo: Rhinedottir: I see a strong, confident, beautiful young Khaenri'ahn. Albedo: that's very- Rhinedottir, pointing at the reflection: Oh look! You're here too!

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Capitano: I can never give Pantalone shit because I’m jealous of him. He look at his life and his money and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”  Capitano: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Pierro: I wish there was something more relaxing than cigarettes.. Capitano: death. Pierro: yeah.

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Pierro: Seriously, Balladeer, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?  Scaramouche: That’s not important. Pierro: I DISAGREE.

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Neuvilette: Your children were in a fight.  Arlecchino: Oh no, that’s terrible!  Arlecchino: Arlecchino: Did they win?

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Vedrfolnir: *slams books down in front of Dainsleif*  Vedrfolnir: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.  Dainsleif: Dainsleif: You could of said literally anything else.  Vedrfolnir: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.  Dainsleif: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Rhinedottir: Anyone know why my arm shakes and turns bright red when I’m eating dirt?  Pierro: Pierro: Why are you eating dirt?  Rhinedottir: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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*the TV is freaking out*  Arlecchino: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.  *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*  Arlecchino:  Arlecchino: Yeah, fair enough, that didn’t work with Clervie either.

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Kaeya: hgsdjbcsasj  Albedo: What is that?  Kaeya: it’s a keyboard smash  Albedo: How do I do it?  Kaeya: just press anything  Albedo: 7

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Childe doesn‘t count but hey Pierro‘s here too

*Halloween* Pierro: Look, I appreciate the idea to decorate the palace, but how are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?  Childe: The same way I make onion rings!  Childe: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Vedrfolnir: Rhinedottir? Your lab is in the bathroom?  Rhinedottir: Yep. Pierro says this is the perfect place for my work! Vedfolnir: Rhinedottir: Rhinedottir: I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

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Albedo: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other? For an experiment? Kaeya: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

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Vedrfolnir: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?  Vedrfolnir: And atoms never touch each other.  Vedrfolnir: So in my defense, Dainsleif, I did not punch this kid.

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Rhinedottir: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Arlecchino: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.  Pantalone: I almost died.  Arlecchino: That... was my favorite memory.