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Korra: You can address me as Eagle One.

Korra: Mako, code name: Been There, Done That.

Korra: Asami is Currently Doing That.

Korra: Bolin is It Happened Once in a Dream.

Korra: Opal is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It.

Korra: Tenzin is... Eagle Two.

Tenzin: Oh thank God.

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Bolin: I am a father.

Mako: It’s a ferret, Bolin.

Bolin: He's my blood!

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Mako: Everyone calls me Death Wish, ‘cause I’m always first through the door.

Asami: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you Pineapples.

Mako: My grandma calls me Pineapples, and I regret telling you that.

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Bolin: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on.

Mako: What?

Bolin: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?

Mako: Oh boy.

Bolin: I'm just not sure. I mean at first I looked in the mirror and I thought, well yes, definitely, huge improvement. But then I thought maybe its not that I'm more beautiful today. Maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it.

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Lin: What the hell are you guys doing with my stuff?

Korra: We need tools.

Lin: For what?

Mako: If you must ask, it’s for a stakeout.

Asami: We’ve got a tough mission, and our binoculars only go up to 2X.

Su: Well what are you doing with my cooler?

Bolin: ...We have to keep our gelato cold while we wait.

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Mako: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Asami: You're kinda proud of it. You work it into every conversation.

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Ming Hua: I lost like 10kg.

Bolin: Oh my god what's your secret?

Ming Hua: I had my arms ripped off.

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Mako: Korra and Asami were making out.

Korra: Mako! Why would you say that?

Mako: Why would you do it in front of me? I’m not a coat rack.

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Korra: I think I'm in love with you.

Asami: You mean, as friends?

Korra: No, I mean for real. You're like the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try.

Asami: I try really hard, actually.

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Toph: You've aged horribly.

Katara: Toph, you're blind.

Toph: I'm assuming.

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Asami: You cried that time you saw a little bird.

Mako: It had lost its parents!

Korra: I really don't think it had. I think it was just a small bird.

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Korra: *Steals Asami's boyfriend*

Asami: That's okay and I support you

Korra: *Wrecks Asami's car*

Asami: I'LL KILL YOU

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thank you. I’m going through your blog right now, and I hope you know how much HAPPINESS it brings to others. You’re a gentle soul, and Korrasami bless you. <33 :DD 🙏🏼🏳️‍🌈❤️🌈❤️🔥✨

well if this isn’t one of the nicest things a stranger’s ever said to me!

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💖💖glad you're back💖💖

thank you!

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Kya: How long have you been sleeping with Asami?

Korra: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Asami is my friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.

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Asami Sato: [proofreading a speech] You meant "stronger" here, right?

Korra: What's it say?

Asami Sato: "I'm proud to report that Republic City is stranger than it was a year ago."

Korra: That's a typo.

Asami Sato: Could go either way.

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Bolin: Wait. Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face.

Bolin: Someone died.

Bolin: No... You won a prize!

Eska: ...

Bolin: I'm not getting better at this.