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Jimmy: Robert, are you okay?

Robert: not really

Jimmy: .....did you watch the finale of Game of Thrones agai-

Robert: WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THEY FUCK DAENERYS OVER LIKE THAT AND MAKE DROGON SAD IT'S A FUCKING SIN!

Bonzo: Percy, I think we should delete HBO for a few months.

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Bonzo pitching his sequence

Bonzo: okay so you know how the other guys have weird ass things?

Bonzo: what about

Bonzo: cars

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Robert: hey Jimmy

Jimmy: what

Robert: you wanna know the greatest part of The Song Remains The Same?

Robert: your finger closeups cos what those fingers dooooo

Jimmy: I thought you would say something about that collapsing horse

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Robert: so I went to the chiropractor today

Jonesy: how'd it go?

Robert: apparently my back cracked so much because I bend over a lot

Bonzo: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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Being an early 2000s kid is knowing your cardinal directions because of Hi 5 and still remembering the song

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Bonzo: Percy I made this build a bear lion today for you

Bonzo: it smells like cupcakes and when you press it's paw it talks

Robert: ooooooooo! Lemma hear!

Lion: John Paul Jones, Jomn Jonham, Bimmy Page

Bonzo: to immortalize you fucking up my name

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Robert: Jimmy, Bonzo's breathing my air!

Bonzo: he's in my space!

Robert: he's looking out of my window!

Bonzo: Robert's being annoying!

Jimmy: if you two say one more thing I swear to god I will kill you both

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Jimmy: do you ever just think about what it would feel like

Jimmy: to be burned alive when the sun expands and destroys all life on Earth

Robert: no, I usually think about what it would feel like to hug a goat

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🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out. Just a stupid chain letter thing^ Anyway I just want to say that I cherish our friendship? Acquaintship? Whatever, Happy Holidays and have yourself a damn good New Year 🍾 :D

💖💖💖

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Led Zeppelin on Tumblr

Jimmy: a completely black theme, reblogs witchy things and demonic stuff. Also posts constant dark quotes.

Robert: literally filled with flowers, landscapes, and pictures off goats

Bonzo: cars. And farms. And more cars.

Jonesy: wholesome memes, pictures of baby animals, and videos of him playing the three necked monstrosity

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Nobody:

John Paul Jones: cheekbones that could cut through an entire Thanksgiving dinner

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Bonzo: I have something that’s been bothering me for a while

Jonesy: what is it?

Bonzo: why do people on Kitchen Nightmares think their food is good when they don’t try it and only believe it when they walk in the fridge and see the raw meat next to the cooked meat

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Jimmy: see you in hell

Robert: don’t you mean heaven?

Jimmy: Percy

Jimmy: I’m not going to “buy the stairway to heaven” when I can go somewhere else for free.

Jonesy from another room: that’s a good point.

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Robert: so I went to the chiropractor today

Jonesy: how'd it go?

Robert: apparently my back cracked so much because I bend over a lot

Bonzo: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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Bonzo: I feel like shit

Jonesy: well, do something to take your mind off o-

Bonzo: *smashes his bass drum so hard it breaks*

Bonzo: that's better

Jonesy: ........