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Manuel: Encontré una canción linda para dedicar.

Miguel: Awww.

Manuel: Pero no a ti. 

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Luciano: Eu tenho uma grande família mesmo sendo só eu e meu pau

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Sebas: You shouldn't eat this shit

Dani: You're not the boss of me

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Martín: Miguel fucking hates you, man, he does

Manuel: ...and he likes you?

Martín: yeah. He likes me. People like me. I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me.

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Manuel: Listen, we're friends, we go way back; I can trust you.

Julio: ...no.

Manuel: ...sure, but, on money stuff, I can trust you.

Julio: ...no.

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Manuel: I will make you sorry you were ever born!

Julio: For your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!

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Martín: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.

Sebas: Not to mention imaginary.

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Seller: Would you like to buy this for your friends and family, good sir? It's very rare, I can sell this to you at a very good price-

Manuel: Free.

Seller: ...I'm sorry, we can't sell it for free-

Manuel: Then why the hell are you talking to me?

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Where are you, Sebas? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Daniel

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Someone told me if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.

Julio, probably.

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Blanca: You say the most offensive things ever.

Greg: Like what?

Blanca: Just everything that comes out of your mouth. You whole personality is you trying to make people uncomfortable. You come up with the weird bizarre uncomfortable questions you try to ask people. And it’s always, like, usually involving a dick or an anus.

Greg: But that’s funny to me, making people uncomfortable! Isn’t that funny?

Blanca: It’s funny to you!

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Sebastián: We’re not going to burn it.

Martín: Come on, Sebas. You never let me burn anything.

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Fernanda: Contate algo, ¿en que andás?

Rodrigo: Acá, fracasando.

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Martín: Che, boludo, ¿por qué no se dejan de joder y disfrutan el paisaje? Huelan.

Daniel: ¿Qué, el olor a mierda que hay acá?

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The nº1 sexually transmitted disease... is ignorance.

Sebastián, probablemente

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I would not miss it for the world. ... But if something came up I would definitely not go

Sebastián cada vez que Martín y Dani lo invitan a tomar unos mates

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I said 'fuck you'! And your eyebrows!

Martín, a Arthur