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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Manuel: Encontré una canción linda para dedicar.
Miguel: Awww.
Manuel: Pero no a ti. 
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Luciano: Eu tenho uma grande família mesmo sendo só eu e meu pau
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Sebas: You shouldn't eat this shit
Dani: You're not the boss of me
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Martín: Miguel fucking hates you, man, he does
Manuel: ...and he likes you?
Martín: yeah. He likes me. People like me. I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Manuel: Listen, we're friends, we go way back; I can trust you.
Julio: ...no.
Manuel: ...sure, but, on money stuff, I can trust you.
Julio: ...no.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Manuel: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Julio: For your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Martín: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.
Sebas: Not to mention imaginary.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Seller: Would you like to buy this for your friends and family, good sir? It's very rare, I can sell this to you at a very good price-
Manuel: Free.
Seller: ...I'm sorry, we can't sell it for free-
Manuel: Then why the hell are you talking to me?
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Where are you, Sebas? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
Daniel
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Someone told me if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.
Julio, probably.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Blanca: You say the most offensive things ever.
Greg: Like what?
Blanca: Just everything that comes out of your mouth. You whole personality is you trying to make people uncomfortable. You come up with the weird bizarre uncomfortable questions you try to ask people. And it’s always, like, usually involving a dick or an anus.
Greg: But that’s funny to me, making people uncomfortable! Isn’t that funny?
Blanca: It’s funny to you!
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Sebastián: We’re not going to burn it.
Martín: Come on, Sebas. You never let me burn anything.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Fernanda: Contate algo, ¿en que andás?
Rodrigo: Acá, fracasando.
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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Martín: Che, boludo, ¿por qué no se dejan de joder y disfrutan el paisaje? Huelan.
Daniel: ¿Qué, el olor a mierda que hay acá?
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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The nº1 sexually transmitted disease... is ignorance.
Sebastián, probablemente
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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I would not miss it for the world. ... But if something came up I would definitely not go
Sebastián cada vez que Martín y Dani lo invitan a tomar unos mates
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incorrectlhquotes · 5 years ago
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I said 'fuck you'! And your eyebrows!
Martín, a Arthur
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