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Razi, to Mackenzie: And if you see JD, give them this message.

Razi: [makes a neutral face]

Razi: They’ll know what it means.

[later]

Mackenzie: Oh, and Razi said to give you a message.

Mackenzie: [makes a neutral face]

JD: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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MC: I love you.

Joaquin: Good choice.

MC: [annoyed] Fuck you.

Joaquin: [smirking] Better choice.

MC: [processing]

Mc: WaiT A SECOND!

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Josh: To be completely honest, your girlfriend scares me a little. Astoria MC: Medusa? She wouldn't hurt a fly! Josh: That's reassuring. Charybdis: She would kill a man, though.

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Fmc: Alright, so we all know that somebody lit the sorority house on fire.

Darla: And that somebody's named Lavinia

Fmc: We don't know who it is

Darla: I do it was Lavinia

Fmc: We can't really blame anybody at this point

Darla: I can and I blame Lavinia

Fmc: So for now that will have to remain a mystery

Darla: Mystery solved. Lavinia burnt up my fucking sorority

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*Mac and MC kiss*

JD pointing at them: What the fuck? IS THAT ALLOWED!?!? IS THAT ALLOWED!?!?!?!

Razi: Please stop JD.

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Xenia: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll wind up at Mcdonalds.

Galen: We goin to Mcdonalds if I don't do my work?!

Xenia: Galen no

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Jett: how did you find me?

Leon: I saw an explosion and wondered, who could that be?

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Iseul: [freaking out] My lady, you're bleeding!

MC:Oh... That explains it.

Iseul: Explains what?!

MC: [shrugging] The stabbing pain in my side.

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Razi: Okay, we're at the window, what do you want?

JD: A burger.

Razi: There's no burger on the menu.

JD: I want a burger.

Razi: JD, we're at Taco Bell.

JD: Quiero uno burger.

Razi: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't shut the hell up

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Helena: That dog is one of Jinhai’s hounds, she’s followed us for three hours now. LnL MC: How do you know it’s a she? Helena: I dated the Witch Queen. I think I know a bitch when I see one.

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““That was a mistake. Even by my standards, that was a bad idea. Well, no turning back now.””

— - Iseul

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Fmc: Just be yourself. Darla: 'Be myself'?, I want to win Jo over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Nora: Couple weeks. Lucas: Six months. Ezra: Jury’s still out. Darla: See? Darla: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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“Of course when a cat lays in the sun and takes a nap it is “normal” and “adorable” but when I do it, it is “lazy” and “irresponsible".”

— Iseul

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Yoshimitsu: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Chance: No, I said, “Yoshimitsu, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Chance,” and then you licked the swing set.

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MC, whispering : What’s the technical term for girlfriend of the Queen?

Piama, whispering back : Royal Consort

MC , loudly: I now proclaim Amara as my ‘real comfort’

Piama : no

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Irving: *Sees someone doing something insane*

Irving: Wow what an idiot.

Irving: *Sees that it's Yoshimitsu*

Irving: Oh god, that's my idiot.

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Lyris: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing. RP MC: Self-respect? Lyris: No. Lyris: Taste.