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I have a cooking method and it's called 'Playing Chicken With My Hallways Smoke Detector'.

Shylock

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Shino: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Heathcliff: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours. Nero: I got distracted about half way through. Faust: (adjusting his hat) Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Owen

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Arthur: I know he made you a promise, but circumstances have changed. Shino: The nature of promises, Arthur-sama, is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.

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Thank God, you beautiful four-eyed son of a bitch.

Figaro, to Faust

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Rutile: I'm trying to sabotage Mithra and I need your help. Figaro: Well, first of all, I'm flattered. Rutile: Shush. Is there anything I can do to throw him off his game? Figaro: Dynamite in his sautéed deer. Rutile: More subtle. Figaro: C4. Rutile: Move off explosives! Figaro: Habanero peppers. A lot of them. Rutile: Yes! You're a genius, Figaro-sensei! Figaro: Oh, stop. Rutile: Get me habanero peppers! Figaro: I'll call my guy. Ring, ring. Rutile: Let me talk to him. Figaro: That's a fake phone. Rutile: I don't care. What's your name? I don't speak Spanish. Figaro: I do. (switches to Spanish) Hola, combre se hombre, habanero pepper.

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I am approaching you with romantic intent.

Rustica

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Figaro: (drunk) Four-eyed bitch, I want to kill you! Faust: (gets pissed and chases Figaro)

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Why do I feel like that man washes his hands with strawberry milk?

Shylock, about Murr's behavior

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Faust: What's your blood type? Nero: How would I know? Faust: How would you not?! Nero: Who am I, Murr Hart, discoverer of blood groups? Faust: (gets pissed) You don't know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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The only straight I am is a straight-up bitch!

Shylock

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Nero: Are you okay, Shino? Shino: Just a little tooth pain. Heathcliff: Do you need to go to the dentist, Shino? Shino: I don't like dentists. Just a second. (takes out a pair of pliers) Shylock: Hey! Nero: No, no, no, no! Rutile: No, no, no! Shino: (pulls his tooth out) All: (screaming) Rutile: What the fuck?! Shylock: Oh, my God! Heathcliff: (runs out of the room) Nero: (faints) Shino: Don't worry, Figaro pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate that I am capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Nero faint.

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Yeah... I'm such a handsome devil.

Owen, being a total narcissist

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Murr: You've overreacting… Shylock: Am I? Maybe I am. But they’re my reactions. And the hurt I feel is my hurt. And how I react is none of your damn business.

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First, I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied.

Cain, about his magic sword

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Cain: That was a good movie! Arthur (bursts through the door): THE BOOK WAS BETTER!! The book was better, motherfuckers! Cain: …Who was that?

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But if you can find it, it's said you can communicate with the spirit world. But if you order books, they totally screw you on the shipping fee!

Arthur