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Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.

Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!

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Jiang Cheng: Am I perfect? No. But do I try to keep a positive attitude? Also no.

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Nie Huaisang: Guys please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing happened, I just want you to think about me.

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Wei Wuxian: Has anyone ever tried to make edibles without drugs? Like...virgin edibles? Wen Qing: You mean food???

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Wei Wuxian: Peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something I'm calling battery acid spaghetti. Will update once I've finished it. (later) Wei Wuxian: Don't do this.

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Jiang Cheng: They should make a version of my life where everything didn't go horribly wrong when I was a teenager

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Wei Wuxian: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

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*Jiang Cheng visits Cloud Recesses*

Wei Wuxian: Good to have you here! Lan Zhan will show you around.

Lan Wangji: The exit is right this way.

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Jiang Cheng: How do you feel about children? Nie Huaisang: They're okay, I guess. I mean if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it. Jiang Cheng: Why would you throw a rock at a child?? Nie Huaisang: I just said I wouldn't???

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Nie Huaisang: Pronouns? I mean, I'd say I am. I don't see why anyone would be anti-nouns, that seems like a weird hill to die on, especially since they're so common

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Wei Wuxian: If I was a boss I would treat my goons right. They would know love. "You got it, boss" will be met with "Stay safe out there, boys. You're my pride and joy"

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Wei Wuxian: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were six. Jiang Cheng: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

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People beefing with Jiang Cheng:

Jiang Cheng:

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Jiang cheng: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Wei wuxian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Nie huaisang: I got distracted halfway through.

Lan wangji: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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MDZS onion headlines part 1?