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Dill: If you had to choose between Jem's life and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?

Scout: How much are we talking?

Jem: Excuse me, but—

Dill: Eleven cents.

Scout: Sold.

Jem:

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Atticus: So how was your day?

Scout: It was fun! We almost got surprise adopted.

Atticus: ...What?

Jem: We almost got kidnapped.

Atticus: Oh, okay.

Atticus:

Atticus: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

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Is this account still active??

I haven’t posted in a while so not really :/ I could start posting again though!

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Jem: You having trouble with that yogurt?

Dill: This lid is a fucking dickhead.

Jem: *looks at Scout* Wonder where he got that from.

Scout: *without looking up* From the fucking fridge you dickhead.

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Scout: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Dill: I walk over to your house and have Jem make me a sandwich.

Scout: Okay, yes. But Jem’s not there.

Dill: Where’s Jem?

Scout: It's not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.

Dill: He left the country?! Why? Is he okay?

Scout: Yes, he’s fine.

Dill: Well, if he’s fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.

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Jem: What's the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

Dill: “Don’t be an idiot.” Changed my life.

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Jem: I am the most responsible here.

Scout: You destroyed Miss Dubose’s flowers.

Jem: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Dill: The night is a very dark time for me.

Jem: It’s dark for everyone, moron.

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Jem: Maybe I am insane. I mean, I am talking to myself.

Dill: You are? Oh, I thought I’d made a friend.

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Jem: My first rule would be that no one could veto my rules.

Atticus: Well, that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

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Dill: Your dad won't trace it back to us.

Jem: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven't even done back to us.

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tell me i’m wrong.

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Scout, holding up Uncle Jack’s cat: Stinky

Uncle Jack: No!! Don’t be mean!!

Scout, swaying her back and forth: Stinky bastard girl

Uncle Jack: No!!

Atticus, not looking up: Naughty girl, brat cat

Uncle Jack: NO!!

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Scout: *puts cat under basket* Punished for swiping at my feet while I’m trying to clean my room crimes

Atticus: I have no sympathy for this prisoner

Uncle Jack: NO BABY

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Dill: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?

Jem: Nine.

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Scout: I used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs.

Jem: You mean a skirt?

Scout: No! You’re not getting it and my thing is different so shut up.

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Walter: Do you have the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!

Dill: I mean, I am gay but he's not my boyfriend because I could do so much better than him.

Jem: Really? Then why don’t you, Dill?

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Atticus: I am choosing to ignore this verdict.

the judge: What? You can’t ignore the verdict.

Atticus: What verdict?

Atticus: See, this is me ignoring the verdict.