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[incorrectplanet]

Note to Star Creator Fans of My Quotes :)

Hi everyone! It’s me, @incorrectplanet.

Sadly, since Mnet Boys Planet has come to an end, I probably won’t be posting any more quotes on this account. However, if you liked these, feel free to follow me on my main @blue-orangeade for random K-pop memes or my alt @uncorrectkpop for general incorrect kpop quotes (and I’ll probably be posting about Bep1er on there too)! Thank you so much to all my followers and everyone who liked, reblogged, and replied to my posts for all the support, and I’m glad we were all in this together! Please continue to support ZB1 as well as all the other trainees in whatever they go on to do! Everyone hwaiting!!

Sincerely,

Kei (@incorrectplanet)

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[meeting up years after boys planet]

haruto: so what have you been up to recently?

woonggi: leading a revolution with seo won.

haruto: good for you two! me, i've joined the yakuza.

woonggi: *nods* oh, how cool! that’s awesome!

haruto: i know! anyway, have you heard from the others? zihao?

woonggi: happily living as a hermit in the woods. ollie?

haruto: locked up in the yuehua dungeon, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. takuto?

woonggi: cult leader.

haruto: yeah, that sounds about right.

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[first day of say my name practice]

hanbin: so we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the team something about ourselves.

jiwoong: okay, my name is kim jiwoong but you can refer to me as king jiwoong.

hanbin: okay that's not happening- how about you!

seungeon: i’m yoo seungeon and i like seventeen!

hanbin: ...okay... I respect that.

matthew: my name is seok matthew and i hate being sub vocal 2, it actually sucks here...

hanbin: okay... and you...

yujin: *nervously* uhh my name is han yujin and my favorite color is... math.

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jeonghyeon: guys. i need help.

kuanjui: love help?

ricky: financial help?

jay: emotional help?

zhang hao: help moving a body?

over me team:

zhang hao: what?

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hoetaek: where are junhyeon, gyuvin, seunghwan and gunwook?

hiroto: playing hide and seek.

hoetaek: where?

hiroto: i don’t think you understand how this game works.

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[switch team practice but someone in planet camp has been murdered]

hanbin: you’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

kamden: it’s a murder, not a tax audit. i’ll be fine.

keita: what about shuaibo? nobody ever suspects shuaibo!

shuaibo: well, what about jongwoo? he has a gun!

jongwoo: hanbin has a knife.

hanbin: yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs taerae in the arm*

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gyuvin: *being arrested*

seungeon: officer, please. He’s clearly not dangerous.

zhang hao: *gesturing down* look, he’s wearing crocs.

yuehuaz and police officer: *look down at gyuvin’s shoes*

cop: the crocs aren’t the issue, sir.

ricky: Sure, but they are AN issue

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lee jeonghyeon: junhyeon, what the hell?

kum junhyeon: oh, so only roosters are allowed to start their day off screaming?

lee jeonghyeon: YES?!?

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cha woonggi: what do i get?

seo won: a night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

cha woonggi: ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

seo won: it won't be you.

cha woonggi: i'll get my coat.

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park hanbin: i think our instincts about people are way better than yours.

kim taerae: why?

kum junhyeon: well, we picked you.

kum junhyeon: you, on the other hand, picked us.

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seungeon: problem: i can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

ricky: solution: just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. there’s at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

zhang hao: result? food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

gyuvin: no better time than this to pull out my favorite word! slunchy!

yujin: ...put it away.

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kim taerae: *wearing his ridiculous red pants with the blue k group practice shirt*

park hanbin: i wish i could pull that off

taerae: go ahead

hanbin: what?

taerae: what?

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seungeon: why did you give takuto a knife?

jongwoo: he felt unsafe.

seungeon: well, now I feel unsafe.

jongwoo: i’m sorry.

jongwoo:

jongwoo: would you like a knife?

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[locked out of dorms]

zhang hao: we need to get in there. I got this. ricky, give me your credit card.

ricky: *handing him his credit card*

zhang hao: *pocketing it* thanks. gunwook, kick the door down

ricky:

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gyuvin: you have to go to college.

yujin: why?

gyuvin: to get nice things. see this watch? *pointing at his wrist*

yujin: yeah

gyuvin: stole this from my roommate freshman year

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jeonghyeon: i’m great at hiding my crush. i’m so chill. no one can even tell.

ricky: *enters the room*

jeonghyeon: i’ve got to gay— I MEAN GO—

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[rush hour practice room]

takuto: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

ricky: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

takuto:

jingxiang: look what you did. You scared him, idiot.