#incorrect zb1

[zb1bies]

yujin: If you wanna see the dynamic of any duo, there's a simple way to do so.

yujin: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

haobin: *help each other up on the counter*

shimkongz: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa*

jiwoong, gunwook: *fighting, trying to help matthew*

matthew: *already standing on a chair with taerae*

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao: Hello, nice to meet you! This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin! Hanbin: You have got to stop introducing me like that Hanbin: We're married

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Matthew: why are there guys down the street? Hanbin: they're all waiting to get a goodbye kiss from Ricky

[incorrectbp]

yujin: my lungs are decayed. my lungs are full of thorns and mildew. my bones are being held together by vines. i am fragile. be gentle with my corpse

zhanghao: you’re going to school whether you like it or not

yujin: i REFUSE.

[mattchubin]

Matthew: Do you like me? Or do you like-like me?

Hanbin, on one knee, with a ring: Take a wild guess.

[incorrectboysplanet]

ZB1 as things my friends have said pt.1

Hanbin: *laughs hysterically * I need a coffee

Gyuvin: (after being asked if the pickles he's eating have dill in them) I DON'T TAKE A LOOK AT THE LABELS OF THESE THINGS AND GO "ooh this one has dill" I JUST SEE PICKLES AND EAT PICKLES

Ricky: I'm such a slut for cute stationery

Zhang Hao: I'm just feeling a bit WEEWOO

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Bye Woonhak! Bye Taesan! Bye Riwoo! Bye Sungho! Bye Leehan! Bye Woonhak! Hanbin: You said ‘bye Woonhak’ twice. Jaehyun: I like Woonhak.

[bunnypig18]

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[0x1mina]

gyuvin : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME

hanbin, picking up the monopoly board : i think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[incorrectzbone]

gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

gyuvin: for an escape room.

ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: jail.

hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

gyuvin: …

gyuvin: nothing legal.

[koririmao]

shimkongz as my sister and her classmate (being shit at math runs in the family)

ricky: so you add negative 2x to negative 2x and that becomes?

gyuvin: ...

gyuvin: HUH

ricky: (lip smack) okay, let me explain it like a kindergarten teacher

ricky: you know how integers work right?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: what the fuck are integers

ricky: OH MY GOD (buries his face in his hands) LORD PLEASE HELP ME (fake crying)

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao, looking at Yujin: One taught me love Zhang Hao, looking at Ricky: One taught me patience Zhang Hao, looking at Gyuvin being egged on by Matthew into eating a Tide Pod: One taught me kids are fuckiNG STUPID GYUVIN PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-

[incorrectbp]

ricky: i have good news and bad news

hanbin: bad news?

ricky: yujin lost his bag

hanbin: good news?

ricky: we lost gyuvin who was carrying the bag

[mattchubin]

Matthew: I don’t want a boyfriend, I love being single

Hanbin: *smiles at him for the first time*

Matthew's thoughts: Is it too soon to buy him a ring? *Waits until 29th January 2023*

[ourdadai]

oi anjinho 🫧⭐ poderia fazer uma perso de locks do ricky do zerobaseone pra mim, por favor? ❤️‍🩹 agradecida desde já 💌 ((inclusive eu adorei o seu perfil, muito lindinho <3

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muito obrigada por gostar do meu perfil amr