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Mami: Where’s Nagisa? Kyoko: We lost her. Mami: What do you mean you lost her? Kyoko: I mean we were playing hide and seek and she won.

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Mami: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group. Homura: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Mami: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

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Homura: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Madoka: [steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely]  Homura: That one. I want that one.

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Sayaka: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Madoka: Okay. [later] Mami: Madoka! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Sayaka [whispering]: Deny everything. Madoka [loudly]: That isn't a chair!

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Sayaka [picks up the phone]: What do you want? Kyoko: Sayaka! I’m locked out of the house! Can you come home and let me in? Sayaka: I’ll do you one better, look under the front rug. Kyoko:…There’s nothing here? Sayaka: Because the key I told you to put back under there is inside. Better listen to me next time, dipshit. *hangs up* Kyoko: ...

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Homura: Uh, I think I got your lunch. Homura [Holds up a note that reads]: "I am very proud of you. Love, Mami" Madoka: Oh yeah. I don't think this is for me.

Madoka [Holds up a note that reads]: "Be good. For the love of God, Please be good."

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EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP NEW MADOKA CONTENT DROPPED ❗️❗️❗️❗️

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Homura: So, Kyoko is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Madoka: Why? Homura: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Kyoko [arms crossed and pouting]: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Kyoko But that’s censorship. Homura: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

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Homura: I once forgot how to sit down and just... folded onto the floor. Sayaka: The fuck does that even mean? Mami: No, I saw it happen, it was disturbing.

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gonna rewatch madoka magica again if thats okay with yall?

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Homura: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email? Mami: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

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This song was so them coded so I had to do something about it!! Please also give it love on my tiktok:)

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Mami: Come on, you need to go to bed. Nagisa: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die! Mami: … What the heck Mr. Snuffles?

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please… make anything with Nagisa in it… that is all…

you got it! :-)