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Hey guys! I don’t tend to get too real here but things aren’t…great. Things have been very hard in my personal life recently and with uni work, financial struggles and an incident today that I’m still really struggling to unpack, I’m not doing too well you could say.

Getting my stuff for the convention in June has been more expensive than I thought and I haven’t even got all the stuff yet. Being scammed out of that £130 had been a big weight on me. Along with this, I have to keep half of my student allowance away to pay my rent for next year in August so I really don’t have much.

As well as this, my mental health has not been great and I’ve barely been able to do my university work. I’m on antidepressants but they haven’t exactly kicked in properly yet. I’ve had a very upsetting experience today which has set me back quite a lot too.

Basically, all this to say is that I need help right now. If you would like to support me, here are some things that I would appreciate:

- Please share my posts! The algorithm does not like me

- Please share my gofundme for the £130 I was scammed out of. I’ve got art rewards for certain amounts that you donate, check the updates section!

- Please consider donating to my kofi if you like my stuff or commissioning me! My commission prices are a bit all over the place right now because I’ve had emergency commissions open for a while, but if you dm me, we can discuss pricing!

I hate asking for things but I’m getting desperate. I had emergency commissions open for ages and no one got any. I’m struggling right now so any support would make me so thankful <3

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Mammon to MC: This is all a moo point... It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

MC: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

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Mammon on the phone with Lucifer after leaving the house again: Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!

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Solomon to Asmo: You're not easy-going, but you're passionate, and that's good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think I'm pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that's good too. So they can't say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay, because I like...maintaining you.

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Mammon: Do you have a self-care routine?

Asmo: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Barbatos: Luke learned how to fold origami penguins from Solomon the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

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MC: Any advice before Lucifer and I fight?

Mammon: Don’t wet yourself in public.

MC: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

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Lucifer: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Diavolo: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Lucifer: I don't have time for their problems.

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Mammon: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

Levi, Satan, and Asmo: No!

Lucifer: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

Levi: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

Lucifer: What does that mean?

Mammon: Come on, what happened? Satan?

Satan: Alright.

Levi: No. Satan, we swore we’d never tell!

Asmo: They’ll never understand.

Satan: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.

Satan: Levi got stung by a jellyfish!

Levi: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.

Asmo: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.

Levi: I was in too much pain.

Satan: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

Asmo: And then Satan remembered something.

Satan: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

Mammon: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

Mammon and Belphie: EW!!

Levi: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at Satan*

Mammon, Belphie, and Beel: Ew!

Satan: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my brother and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you, except Lucifer.

Satan: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Asmo.

Asmo: Satan kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

Satan: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

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Satan: Guess what?? We have a rabbits nest in our backyard

Belphie: Ok

Satan: Does nothing matter to you?

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MC, about Satan: And just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

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Lucifer: Can you preheat the house? I am on my way home

Mammon: What are you, banana bread?

Lucifer: Be very careful with what you say next.

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*After being separated for a few hundred years*

Asmo: So what have you been up to recently?

Satan: Leading a revolution with Belphie.

Asmo: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Satan: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Asmo: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Levi?

Satan: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Solomon?

Asmo: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Mammon?

Satan: Cult leader.

Asmo: Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Solomon: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

MC: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Levi: Today, Satan took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Lucifer to the following people: Asmo, Beel, Belphie, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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Beel: Reactions to being called straight?

Belphie: The fuck, no I'm not.

Levi: Excuse the hell out of you?

Mammon: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Lucifer: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Asmo: Rude.

Satan: *punches the person*

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Solomon: How’s practice going?

MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Solomon: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Solomon: Don’t tell me how to live my life.