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Have you stoped posting?

Yeah, I haven't posted to this blog in quite a while--though I'm still active on my main blog @respectful-ramblings and I am still very much into RespectShipping. I just... ran out of steam for running this blog I guess. I used to dedicate hours to looking for material and queueing posts but at some point I just got... busy or distracted or tired.

Maybe at some point I'll pick this blog back up though, I know people enjoyed my posts and I like making people happy.

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Drew: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Ash: And?

Drew: And you are.

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Ash: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Drew: Really? Name one law. Ash: Don't kill people? Drew: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Ash: Drew! My face is on fire! Drew: Ash! Are you okay?! Ash: Oh yeah, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Drew: But your face is on fire. Ash: Yeah. It's much faster than shaving.

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I’m very happy to hear that!

Drew, tending to Ash’s wounds: How would you rate your pain? Ash: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Ash: I can explain. Drew: Can you? Ash: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Drew, tending to Ash's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Ash: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Ash: Can you keep a secret? Drew: Do you know anything about my life? Ash: No I do not. Good point.

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Ash: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Drew: I wake up at 4:30 AM. Ash: Ash: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Drew: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Ash: Oh, I’m always running. Ash: The question is from what.

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Ash: Things could be worse, you know! Drew: How? Ash: How what? Drew: How could they be worse? Ash: They couldn’t, I lied.

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Ash: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Drew: How can you still say that? Ash: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Drew: It’s dark in here. Ash: Don’t worry dude, I got this. Ash: [Stomps his feet] Ash: [Skechers light up]

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Ash: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Drew: Ash, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Drew: What are your goals? Ash: To pet all the dogs. Drew: No, fitness goals. Ash: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Drew [talking to Ash on the phone]: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ash: You bet!

Drew: At what temperature?

Ash: 535.

Drew: That's the clock.

Ash:

Drew:

Ash: 536.

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Ash: How petty can you get?

Drew: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.