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BI WIFE ENERGY
guys I swear I can't stop laughing
Art by @lemoncielart @nairafeather @cassandrajp @destinedtobemine @oblivionsdream @cassandraclare @charliebowater
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Warlocks through time: 80s / 70s / 60s / 50s
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Keeping James company after one of his little trips into the shadow realm



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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
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I feel like if Matthew was alive during these times he'd introduce himself as the human version of the wine emoji the same way gina linetti announces she's the 100 emoji
#matthew fairchild#idk i feel like this is a thing hed do#maybe not#i still lowkey feel like im right
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Matthew: You're sick? You can't be sick! Who's gonna talk me out of telling people I'm a meth addict.
James: i-WHY ARE STILL DOING THIS
Matthew: 'Meth Addict' is a personality trait now
#matthew fairchild#james herondale#incorrect shadowhunters#shadowhunters#incorrect shadowhunter quotes#tlh#the last hours#tmi#incorrect tlh quotes#source: i legit have no idea we're living life on the edge now
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Julian: Emma, what do you want for Christmas?
Emma: Revenge.
Julian: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Emma: Instruments of torture.
Julian: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Emma: Novelty cushions
#emma carstairs#julian blackthorn#the dark artifices#tda#shadowhunters#incorrect shadowhunter quotes#incorrect shadowhunters#incorrect tda quotes#incorrect quotes#source: this was in my drafts for so long that i cant remember so yunno... life. good stuff
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My friend suggested that Jem would look great in a maid outfit and i felt the need to share this.
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Oh look im back again. Kinda randomly stopped reading the last book because
✨Life✨
I think im still stuck at the scones
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Gentle reminder that Jem was playing the cello to calm Tessa down during her labour.
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Guess who got depressed again.... JEM IS DYING AND WILL AND TESSA ARE TERRIFIED FOR HIM AND THEN THEY WERE HUGGING ON WOOLSEYS DOORSTEP AND WOOLSEY IS SUCH A BITCH AND MAGNUS WANTS TO HELP WILL AND I'M HONESTLY NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭
#i am straight up not having a good time#ive cried so much#this is unfair#jem doesnt deserve this#MY BABBYYYYY
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IT HAPPENED!!!! THE SCONES. THE SCOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEESSSSSS *sucked into whirlpool of happiness*
#i live for this scene#gideon boi its fine i dont like scones either#this was wonderful#this scene singlehandedly cured my sadness#sophie dont worry girl he did it coz he loves yoooouuuu
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Lucie and Cordelia inspired by Mucha’s art ❤️
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Bruh this shit lit rn. Benedick turned into a worm and dude got whipped. By HIS OWN SONS. That's what you get.
#yeah fuck this guy#bro was such a dick for no reason#benedict really killed his wife and be like uwu she was so sad her brother died#look at you now asshole#go kiss liliths toenails bitch#this is also tatianas villain backstory#like rip rupert but calm the fuck down bitch
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Hi thanks for checking in, I'm still a GROSS SOBBING MESS
#in case yall forgot#im depressed biiiiiitch#also tessa will and jem are just so damn beautiful just *chefs kiss*#clare really be knowing how to twist peoples feelings#but tbh it hurt so good#yall at this point i just cant even#like i know what happens and all#but that just makes me feel worse#coz will died#even if it was a good and full life#and jem will die#and then tessa will be alone#and dat make me sad#maybe mina can be immortal#ive honestly thought about it long and hard#what if jem gets bitten by a vampire#and then tessa and jem will be together forever#or like tessa dies at the same time as jem#OBVIOUSLY i dont want either of them to die#but all of this just hurts me#coz even if will and jem are together tessa will be alone having lost the two people she cared so much about#i NEED mina to be immortal#so she can be with her mom#so tessa doesnt lose all the people she loves#and even if i went to fanfic to calm myself its just not the same
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To those who it may concern, I have died.
#im done with clockwork prince#i think the best course of action is to die#my feelings really do be sad rn#*gross sobbing*
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