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uhhhhh 2019 whadda year it’s certainly been an uh Time to say the least but i figured why not wrap it all up in a neat little bow with IncorrectSirenQuotes’ Top Ten Posts!!! 

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Cami: I'm like a hot, mermaid, Wile E Coyote.

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Ben: I feel like we're missing something.

Xander: Cohesion?

Calvin: Teamwork?

Chris: Even like the vaguest sense of what's going on?

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Cami: I'm, like, really evil. Like I command the armies of hell and strike fear into the hearts of men-

Ryn: You sleep with a stuffed turtle.

Cami: He's seCOND IN COMMAND OF MY ARMIES, RYN!

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Calvin: Hey, why is this grape juice called "fabuloso"?

Janine, looking at the bottle: That's tile cleaner.

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Ben: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.

Jerry, standing on the counter: Bold words from someone standing in lava right now.

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Cami: [pulls out a knife]

Maddie: Cami, no!

Cami: [uses knife to open a cardboard box]

Maddie: Oh, okay.

Cami: [pulls a gun out of the box]

Maddie: CAMI, NO!

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Ben: Dad, what do you do when you and your girlfriend both want to ask this girl out but neither of you have dibs because you both fell in love at first sight?

Ted: Well I don’t believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or relationships, or doing things, but it’s good you brought this to me.

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Maddie: Okay so the hair dresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Ryn: Okay. And I will check in on the ring bear.

Ben: I’m sorry… you’re saying ring bearER, right?

Ryn:

Ben:

Maddie:

Ben: Okay look into my eyes and say “I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding”.

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Helen: It’s unhealthy to eat past 9pm.

Levi: Oh man it sure is a good thing time is an illusion.

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Dale: You have the right to remain silent.

Cami: I choose to waive this right.

Cami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eliza: Helen! Viv just called me the b-word!

Viv: Motherfucker doesn’t start with a “b”.

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Helen: Do you take constructive criticism?

Elaine: I only take cash or credit.

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Levi: Criminal record? The only crime I've committed was killing it in the dance floor!

Levi: Well, no, actually I have killed a man.

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siren + planetary bodies

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Siren timeline

Season 1: spans over 2 months

Episode 1 -  Maddie says “it’s been 8 months since we heard from Susan”

Eps 101 through 104 happen over the span of 2 weeks tops, I would say

Episode 5 - ONE MONTH TIME JUMP

Episode 7 - Sean McClure dies and is buried at sea

Episode 8 - Sean’s wake, one week after his death

Episode 10 - Susan calls Maddie

Season 2: starts 2 days after ep 110 (this makes some of the dialogue in ep 201 fall flat)

Episode 1 - there’s the whole ���24 hours earlier” rewind so it does start 2 days after ep 110 but most of the episode happens 3 days after 110

- Maddie picks Susan up and when she speaks to Xander, she says “[Susan] called 3 days ago and I just picked her up this morning”

- Maddie says Susan’s been gone for 10 months (confirms the length of s1); Maddie has been working at the center for ~9 months

Episode 7 - the North Star crew gets interrogated by the Feds and is bailed out by the military -> military gets hold of Chris

i would estimate that 2 weeks pass between eps 201 and 208. ( @siren-theories kept much more detailed notes and counted days, the absolute madman. his notes count 16 days from 201 to 208)

Episode 9 - TWO WEEKS TIME JUMP

Episode 10 - Elaine gets treated with Ryn’s stemcells

Episode 12  - trio goes underwater and procures the recording from the echo chamber

- Ted Pownall finds letters from his grandmother to Helen’s mother

Episode 13 - raises too many fucking questions about the passage of time. my notes say “starts the morning after ep 212″, but then there’s the dialogue from 215 that makes no sense and implies that there has been at least 2-week time jump between 212 and 213.

Episode 14 - Ted mentions he found the letters (from 212) “a few days ago” before handing them over to Helen

Episode 15 - Commander Kyle McDouchebag says that “they’ve been exposing Chris to the recording from the echo chamber over these past few weeks” which is inconsistent with the actual passage of time between the episodes. i guess that when you’re writing a tv show, your plate is quite full and you can’t really avoid these little inconsistencies

- Elaine, upon regaining feeling in her thighs, says “it’s been weeks since the treatment” (in 210). however, siren-theories and i both think that it’s been 2 weeks at most since 210 and we’ve been getting worked up all week over these “few weeks” the dialogue keeps mentioning and that never happened :D

Roughly, Season 2 also covers 2 months of time

TLDR: the first two seasons of Siren happen over the course of 4 months, give or take a week.

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Helen: I need you to swear-

Levi: FUCK!

Helen:

Helen: I need you to promise-