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Lisa: Carla wears days-of-the-week socks, but she deliberately wears them on the wrong day just so her socks don't forget who's in charge.

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Betsy: You're mad at me.

Lisa: No... Just disappointed.

Betsy: Oh, c'mon! Everyone knows that's worse!

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Lisa: In the last six months, I've excelled. I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them, and they never come out.

Carla: I'm not sure...

Lisa: I've basically never been better.

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Lisa: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Carla, addressing the factory lot: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Sally: That’s just a bin.

Carla: It sure is!

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Carla: Lisa doesn't use pet names nearly as much as I do, which is very funny because I will crack my little knuckles and say some shit like, "Good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest girl, my baby, my sweetheart, my darling dearest" and she will reply, "Hi Carla."

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Carla: Lisa, can you come out.

Lisa: Okay, give me a moment…

Lisa: Carla, I’m gay.

Carla: I know that. I meant come out to the car.

Lisa: Car, I’m gay.

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Carla: Nina, what have I told you about going out partying?

Nina: I need to do it more often.

Carla: Exactly.

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Betsy: Yes, I am working on my mistakes. The next one will be huge.

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Lisa: I think it is so rude that everyone just assumes I'm gay.

Carla: But Lisa, you are gay.

Lisa: I said it was rude, I didn’t say it was wrong.

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Sarah: Oh no it's Pride Month. You know what that means....

*The factory lot turn to look at Carla*

Carla FaceTiming Lisa while picking petals: You love me... You love me lots... You love me... You love me lots..

Lisa: 🥹🥰

Betsy: *Facepalms*

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Carla: We need to have a word about Kit.

Lisa: Hmm…one word? Bastard.

Carla: More would be better.

Lisa: Lying devious bastard.

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Lisa: If I was sick could I do this?

Carla: What are you doing?

Lisa: Cartwheels. *Stares at Carla intensely*

Carla: ...

Lisa: Am I not doing them?

Carla: No

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Carla: I love the Bistro. Don't know why we don't come here more often.

Lisa: Well, apart from the snobbery and the extortionate price, there's also the small matter of me arresting Toyah and Nick being your ex-husband.

Carla: Details, details.

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Carla: You’ve got a suspicious mind.

Lisa: I’m a Police Officer. “Suspicious mind” is on my CV.

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Carla: So you like cats?

Lisa: Yeah.

Carla: *Tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Lisa: I like my men how I like my coffee.

Lisa: Nowhere near my vagina.