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Josh: If you’ve got any questions, just ask.
Dwayne: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Josh: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.
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Larry: How long have you been practicing law?
Josh: What time is it?
Dwayne: It's 12:22 AM.
Josh: About seven hours.
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Josh: I must be in hell.
Dwayne: Uh, no. You're in East Peck. But don't worry, a lot of people make that mistake.
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Josh: Sticks and stones, Carol Anne.
Carol Anne: Describing your breakfast?
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Anne: You're acting like a child, Dwayne.
Dwayne: I am not acting!
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Josh: When you find something brand new in the world, something you've never seen before, what's the next thing you look for?
Dwayne: A grenade!
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