#source: misfits

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Why don't you come around to my house and I'll cook you dinner?

Barbara: What are you cooking?

Dick: Chicken nuggets.

Barbara: Oh, I didn't realise you were a trained chef.

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Qiren: If you've got any questions, just ask.

Wei Wuxian: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Lan Qiren: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?

Natasha: What are you cooking?

Y/N: Chicken nuggets.

Natasha: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.

[incorrect-one-piece-quotes]

Dragon: If anyone has any questions, just ask.

Sabo: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

Dragon: If anyone has any relevant questions, just ask.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [198/?]

[incorrectuksies]

spot: i’m fine.

jack: come on, you haven’t even hit me once in the last couple of hours.

jack: i'm worried.

[needanevenbettername]

Ashley modelling a suit: How do I look?

Julia: Like a prick in a suit.

Ashley, to Andrew: That's sexual jealousy because of my prowess as a lover.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: You’d screw your female self for a slice of cheese!

Loki: I don’t even like cheese!

Y/N: That’s even worse, you sick bastard!!

[golyadkin]

I’m watching Torchwood again

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: we need a distraction!

Waron: on it!

[Waron throws a brick through a window]

Fidorance: why did you do that? are you an idiot?

Waron: no! an idiot would have missed.

[incorrect-mltd-quotes]

Yayoi: Why don't you come around to my house and I'll cook you dinner? Hibiki: What are you cooking? Yayoi: Chicken nuggets. Hibiki: Oh, I didn't realise you were a trained chef.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Halbrand: Have you got any enemies?

Gil-Galad: No. I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone wanna kill me?

Celebrimbor: I can think of a few reasons.

Ghost of Finrod: Definitely.

Galadriel: Shitloads.

Elrond: ...You annoy people.

[teedesign24]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?

Yelena: What are you cooking?

Kate: Chicken nuggets.

Yelena: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Mung: Okay, if you have any questions, just ask.

Chowder: (raises his hand) If a bear and a shark had a fight... who would win?

Mung: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: *throws a brick through a cars windshield*

Officer Bowers: What the hell are you doing?!

Richie: It’s just pure mindless vandalism

Officer Bowers: What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?

Richie: If I was mentally deficient, I would have missed

Richie *pointing at the car*: Check that out, bullseye