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incorrectwestwingquotes · 4 years ago
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Sam: Just how dumb does she think we are?
Josh: Sometimes Donna leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 5 years ago
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Josh
: Breathe if you think I’m awesome.
Donna
: …
Josh
: Donna, you’re turning blue.
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 5 years ago
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Donna: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.
Josh: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend!
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 5 years ago
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THE WEST WING 4.07 – “Election Night”
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 5 years ago
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CJ: were you dropped on your head as a baby?!
Toby: Bold of you to assume I was held!
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 5 years ago
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will: oh, no! my lighthearted attempt at joining the conversation has awakened your darker instincts!
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 6 years ago
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I never said I was bright, you guys. Just really fucking pretty.
Sam Seaborn
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 6 years ago
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Sam: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Josh: How.
Josh: Sam.
Sam: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Josh: Sam I am so into that.
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 6 years ago
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Leo: Bring the President in here. Tell him i said something.
Charlie: Said what?
Leo: Anything factually inaccurate.
[two minutes later]
Bartlet: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean???!!!!?!?!?
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 7 years ago
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 7 years ago
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Debbie: Come on, Sir. This isn't the problem...you and Abbey just need to bone.
Charlie: aaa!!
Bartlet: What did you say?!
Charlie: Don't say it again!!!
Debbie: I said you and Abbey need to bone.
Bartlet: Hooow...dare you....Deborah Fiderer...I am the PREsident oF THE UNiteD States!!! BONE!!!! What happens in my bedroom, Ms. Fiderer, is None. Of. Your. Business. BOOOONEEE?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! Don't. Ever. Speak to me like that again.
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 7 years ago
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 7 years ago
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Danny: Hey, if we ever break up for real someday and you wind up marrying my dead ringer, would you invite me to the wedding? I want to see what I'd look like in a tux.
CJ: There is no way I'd waste $50 on a steak dinner for you.
Danny: So I'll order the chicken!
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 7 years ago
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Leo: *answers the phone*
Josh: it's Josh-
Leo: oh god, what did he do this time
Josh: no, it's actually me
Leo: oh god, what did you do this time
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 8 years ago
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I am so sick of hanging out with Christians. This is my last Christian Christmas
Toby Ziegler, every year, to no avail
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 8 years ago
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I always have a note in my pocket that says 'Josh did it' in case I'm murdered, because I don't want him to remarry.
Donna
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incorrectwestwingquotes · 8 years ago
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Hoynes: I'm always guilty until proven innocent with you!
Bartlet: Because you're almost always guilty!
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