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Sam: Just how dumb does she think we are?
Josh: Sometimes Donna leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.
#incorrectwestwingquotes#the west wing#josh lyman#sam seaborn#mentioned#donna moss#source: modern family
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Josh
: Breathe if you think I’m awesome.
Donna
: …
Josh
: Donna, you’re turning blue.
#josh lyman#Donna Moss#donna x josh#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#submission#meanderingstream
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Donna: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.
Josh: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend!
#hey what up im not dead!#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#Donna Moss#josh lyman#donna x josh#source: speechless
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THE WEST WING 4.07 – “Election Night”
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CJ: were you dropped on your head as a baby?!
Toby: Bold of you to assume I was held!
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will: oh, no! my lighthearted attempt at joining the conversation has awakened your darker instincts!
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I never said I was bright, you guys. Just really fucking pretty.
Sam Seaborn
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Sam: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Josh: How.
Josh: Sam.
Sam: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Josh: Sam I am so into that.
#lameyards#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#sam seaborn#josh lyman#source: tumblr#my first submission?? amazing!!!!!#samjosh#submission
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Leo: Bring the President in here. Tell him i said something.
Charlie: Said what?
Leo: Anything factually inaccurate.
[two minutes later]
Bartlet: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean???!!!!?!?!?
#hey friends im not dead#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#Leo McGarry#Charlie Young#jed bartlet#source: speechless
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Debbie: Come on, Sir. This isn't the problem...you and Abbey just need to bone.
Charlie: aaa!!
Bartlet: What did you say?!
Charlie: Don't say it again!!!
Debbie: I said you and Abbey need to bone.
Bartlet: Hooow...dare you....Deborah Fiderer...I am the PREsident oF THE UNiteD States!!! BONE!!!! What happens in my bedroom, Ms. Fiderer, is None. Of. Your. Business. BOOOONEEE?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! Don't. Ever. Speak to me like that again.
#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#debbie fiderer#Charlie Young#jed bartlet#mentioned#abbey bartlet#source: brooklyn 99
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Danny: Hey, if we ever break up for real someday and you wind up marrying my dead ringer, would you invite me to the wedding? I want to see what I'd look like in a tux.
CJ: There is no way I'd waste $50 on a steak dinner for you.
Danny: So I'll order the chicken!
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Leo: *answers the phone*
Josh: it's Josh-
Leo: oh god, what did he do this time
Josh: no, it's actually me
Leo: oh god, what did you do this time
#guess what? im alive#the west wing#incorrectwestwingquotes#leo mcgarry#josh lyman#source: scott pilgrim
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I am so sick of hanging out with Christians. This is my last Christian Christmas
Toby Ziegler, every year, to no avail
#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#Toby Ziegler#source: new girl#toby and schmidt would have...an interesting time as friends
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I always have a note in my pocket that says 'Josh did it' in case I'm murdered, because I don't want him to remarry.
Donna
#incorrectwestwingquotes#The West Wing#Donna Moss#mentioned#josh lyman#donna x josh#source: chrissy teigen
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Hoynes: I'm always guilty until proven innocent with you!
Bartlet: Because you're almost always guilty!
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