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Hello, everyone. I apologize for not posting for a long time. I've been busy with mock exams and I have my boards coming up in May, which will finish in early June. I just wanted to let everyone know that I might not be updating anymore but that doesn't mean I'm closing, just going on rest. Feel absolutely free to unfollow 😊 I apologize once again and I love you very much. Have a nice day/night! ❤️

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wei wuxian: lan zhan, you deserve an award for putting up with me

lan wangji: you're my award, wei ying

wei wuxian: jiang cheng, you deserve an award too

jiang cheng: hell yeah, i do, you're a real bitch sometimes

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jiang cheng: i'm a moderate, peaceful man

shijie: just yesterday you threw a chair at a-xian

jiang cheng: that was moderate and peaceful compared to the table that i was going to throw at him

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wei wuxian: what would you do if you had magic powers?

jiang cheng: kill you

wei wuxian: ok, reasonable

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lan wangji: didn't you die?

wei wuxian: you'd wish

wen ning: that was three days ago, keep up!

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jiang cheng: wangji really can't be good at everything; maybe he's a bad kisser or something?

wei wuxian: no, he's good at that too

jiang cheng: oh, i see

jiang cheng:

jiang cheng: wait...

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lan wangji: do you ever feel like you're being watched?

wei wuxian: all the time; when you look good, you get used to it

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wei wuxian: describe yourself in one word

lan wangji: yours

wei wuxian: [tearing up] disgusting

wei wuxian: say it again

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lan wangji: [sneezes]

wei wuxian: love you

lan wangji:

wei wuxian:

lan wangji: did you mean...bless you?

wei wuxian: i said what i said

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wei wuxian: [trips and lands on lan zhan] oh, i'm so sorry

lan wangji: no, it's okay

wei wuxian: [snuggling into lan zhan's chest] i'm sooo clumsy

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lan wangji: do you ever think before you speak?

wei wuxian: yes, i think "haha, that's funny", and then i say it

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[wangxian glaring at each other]

lan sizhui: are they fighting again?

wei wuxian, yelling: YOUR EYES BRING ME BACK TO EARTH AND MAKE ME REALIZE THAT LIFE WITHOUT YOU IS MEANINGLESS!

lan wangji, also yelling: WELL, YOUR SMILE IS ALL IT TAKES FOR ME TO WANT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND FOR YOU!

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lan wangji: i think we forgot something

wei wuxian: if we forgot, then it wasn't important

[meanwhile]

lan sizhui: [wandering between the forest alone]

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lan wangji: sizhui, remember to always be kind to people—

wei wuxian: hey—

lan wangji: fuck off

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wei wuxian: i just had an epiphany

wei wuxian: we're michelangelo painting the sistine chapel's ceiling

lan wangji: explain

wei wuxian: stressed, broke, and gay

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lan wangji: this is frustrating and everyone annoys me

wei wuxian: everyone?

lan wangji: especially you

wei wuxian: even me?

lan wangji: no, absolutely not, never, why did you think that? god, no

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jiang cheng: sit up straight

wei wuxian: no, i'll sit as gay as i want