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the game wouldve been done by now

Just like in the movies?

My #HIVESWAPCOMICSCONTEST entry!

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fellas, i only listen to real music...

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me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son

someone: i know he didn't do anything wrong he was jus-

me: no he's a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don't do that

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relatable right

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im going to add the heart one to my list of powers

Bards of Heart can emit a charming spell from their codpiece, causing both friend and foe to fall in love with it. Bards of Life heal others by poking at them with their codpiece. Bards of Doom fire powerful beams from their codpiece. Bards of Breath blow others away by sturring up a storm by swinging their codpiece in the air. Y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ w̶e̶l̶c̶o̶m̶e̶.

What did I say about Codpiece talk! Shoosh! Come on guys, Tumblr is going to flag my blog as nsfw!

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h-hewwo

new fav tumblr boi ily

Thank you!! Im so glad you like me that much!!!

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I LOVE THIS

Bard of Space just corrupts your creativity causing you to have images of his codpiece randomly appearing in your mind.

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I hate that this works out so well oh my god.

This is a completely valid reading of what the Bard of Space could do.

And I hate it.

Thanks.

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me too

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rose and roxy lalonde rb if u agree

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god imagine bringing something so cursed into this world

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holy crap she cute

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@balm xd i do

u kno one day we’re all gonna be adults and have jobs. kids are gonna go to school and their teacher will be a kinnie

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i feel uncomfortable

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

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no thats 80s dave strider

oh look it’s dave strider  the hot dog guy from Gumball

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im deleting my account

How bad me be?

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ngl most of these suck being called to into your face

I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

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i will beat them up nickelback is GOOD

liking nickelback shuold not be a crime!