ineskew
ineskew
palisades! palisades!
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I will make this world of my devising / Out of a dream in my lonely mind.
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ineskew · 4 hours ago
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Have you ever taken the mbti test? And if so, what personality type did you get?
While we're at it, what's your star sign?
Yeah I got tested for both and the results came back negative. I don't have mbti or a star sign.
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ineskew · 2 days ago
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough
characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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Favorite Friends to Lovers trope is Person Who Just Discovered Their Crush And Is Freaking Out Full Force x Person Who Has Been Deeply In Love And Dealing With It For Years And Therefore Not Showing Any Signs Of Having A Crush Whatsoever. The person who's Just Realized is looking for any signs that their crush is reciprocated and they're getting NOTHING. The other person is sooo nonchalant. But really it's because being in love with this person is like breathing at that point. It just goes so hard
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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Diary of a Redwall Mouse
July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goat’s cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale
July 23rd: countless deaths
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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The aromantic agenda is a good one.
Go and think about what kinds of relationships you want. Don't think about labels like romantic or platonic or sexual, think purely about what relationships would make you happiest.
When I realized I was aromantic, I was asked things like "Would you still date? Would you have a QPR? Will you ever kiss?"
But the aromantic community didn't ask that. Instead, they focused on "What do you want in a world where anything is possible?"
And I realized I want to be alone, surrounded by friends and family I love who are close enough, I can bring them fresh baked scones when I overbake.
They asked me "What do you want?" and the question was so broad, I could weigh labels in my hand like queerplatonic partner and nonpartnering and significant other. I could look at these and shrug and say, "What I want is to not worry about questions I don't care about." I could shelve these indefinitely. Maybe even forever. And just enjoy being myself.
The aromantic community celebrates exploration. Tells people asking if they are aromantic, "This is a personal decision. Your personal decision. If this label helps you, take it. If this community helps you, stay as long as you need. You don't have to be labelled anything, aromantic or otherwise, unless it would bring you comfort. You don't have to be anything you aren't."
It's a good community with good philosophies born from a unique experience, not rooted in missing out, but in being forced to consider what you want when you don't want what's expected.
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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People need to start headcanoning characters as aromantic more often I'm so serious
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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nobody gafs but here’s my buster keaton edit to olivia rodrigo
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ineskew · 3 days ago
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ineskew · 11 days ago
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they should have google maps but for searching things like "beautiful old oak tree near me", "cool, refreshing creek near me", etc. you see my vision
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ineskew · 12 days ago
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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature
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ineskew · 12 days ago
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considering myself tagged by @queerpontmercy to share 6 recent(ish) pics from my camera roll so here goes:
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the herd of bighorn sheep i saw out on the hillside today!
view of the anchor & rope from my first time rappelling
the biggest selenite window i've ever seen, hanging in a fossil museum
waterfall hike with my mom last week
a sad attempt at playing pooh sticks
an inside joke at work (you had to be there)
tagging anyone who wants to! + specifically @grandfatherbird @ipromiseimawriter @rrrromeo @canayams-art 💖
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ineskew · 12 days ago
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WASHINGTON, D.C. At a White House press conference today, an unknown power turned the President of the United States to stone. The petrification occurred over the course of approximately 90 seconds, after which the briefing room was cleared and the White House’s perimeter made secure. The cause is currently unknown.
The president was speaking on the subject of international trade when he suddenly saw a fine, smooth layer of white stone rapidly growing over the back of his left hand. “Wait, what is this?” he asked, and then asked it again, the second time with the addition of an unprintable obscenity. He attempted to scrape it off, but the stone now covered his entire hand. Seconds afterward, his left arm was visibly stiff and heavy. As he screamed for help, aides and Secret Service agents rushed forward and attempted to remove him from the room. By that point, however, the stone had overtaken so much of his body that he was too heavy to be relocated. His final words before the stone covered his mouth were “I can’t feel my body.”
According to a source in the White House staff, doctors and a geologist summoned to the scene could not find any trace of the President’s organic body. The source said it was “stone all the way down” and that there was “no trace of any organs, blood, anything.” The geologist determined that the stone was a fine-grained calcitic marble of exceptional luster and translucency, similar to marbles used for ancient Greek and Roman statuary. “You could almost believe it was carved thousands of years ago,” said the source, “except he was cowering. You don’t see statues of cowering guys that much.”
Ordinarily, the chain of succession would mean that the Vice President would assume presidential duties. But it was reported shortly afterward that the Vice President had been changed into a Pacific banana slug (Ariolimax columbianus) and the Speaker of the House into seven yards of striped silk taffeta. Due to conflicting reports, it is unclear whether the taffeta is crimson with gold stripes or burgundy with cream stripes. The slug appears to be healthy and in good spirits “as far as that applies to slugs.”
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ineskew · 14 days ago
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if they made Jurassic Park an aquarium it'd be over for me. sitting in the megalodon tunnel swaying back and forth as the sirens wailed. "god that fish is big" i would say. and i would be right.
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