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❝Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you… come back alive.❞

[ Garrus Vakarian Aesthetics ] ✭ TURIAN BAD BOY

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…but I can go out and get all new ones if it’ll help.

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No, she didn’t change when it comes to kick some mercs asses to protect her crew/family and her Turian. 

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“Let’s go Scarface. These assholes ain’t gonna kill themselves.”

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❝If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a R E A P E R, just remember. I took the kill shot.❞

[ written by dee - mass effect AU/Human Garrus Vakarian ]

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[ so many notes - glad everyone liked it! ]

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Shaw Brothers

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jacksubjectzero:

Thebreath Jack was to exhale caught in her throat.  It refused to budge;not that there was much prompt from her fucking brain on that matter(hah brain.  Matter…).  

Hadit been that long?  Three years?  Three fucking yearsnow?  Well, okay, not exactly threefucking years but close enough.  An anniversary celebration. Surprise, surprise.  An activity that Jack had flinched away from wasright before her now.  And she was not even pissed aboutit.  

Touched.

Thatsounded perverted.

Warmand… fluffy inside.

Notas perverted sounding.  Closer to how she felt.  

Hello,Self, three years ago.  Think you’d be in this fucking scenario? In a godsdamn steadyrelationship with Garrus fucking Vakarian of allthe motherfuckers on the Normandy?  Living with the man. Actually enjoying him being fucking around and not when you get theitch for a hot body grinding against yours?  

“Shit…”Jack finally exhaled after seconds ticked by.  “You’re such anasshole sometimes, Garrus.  Do… do this andI can’t even try to half-ass something together for you in return.”

❝I had not realized that sniping bottles were an elaborate idea.❞ 

He softly smiled, a wrinkle around the corners of his mouth as it turned upward. Garrus was getting older and it was apparent, from the bags under his eyes and the light dusting in his hair. Although he was nearing his late thirties his age was starting to show. No longer stressed from the threat of an ancient race harvesting living organics of this galaxy--his worrisome head resting at night while his friends were able to live another day. There was nothing left, besides the fact that he had someone right beside him now at night--two, if you counted her pet varren Eezo. ❝Thought you and I could spend some time together, shooting things and become overwhelmed with nostalgia. Do you have any idea how much I miss The Normandy? ❞ Garrus makes a soft noise.

❝It’s not the same here, too many lefts and not enough rights. ❞ Kadara was hot, blazing. The simmering waters of its aquatic-like structures made Garrus only slightly uneasy, he couldn’t swim. Never was a swimmer, back at C-Sec his comrades would joke that he was born a Turian physcologically. 

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[ Closed for @jacksubjectzero ]

❝It's been three years since it all started, I'm left with yet another scar but a pleasant reminder of what it led to.❞ Garrus had his hands covering her eyes, wanting to surprise her. After everything they had been through he wanted to share an intimate part of himself with her that was moderately innocent. No sappy stories of his relationship with his father, talks of Cerberus on her end--even sullen tales of how brave Shepard was. He took her out to shoot bottles, similarly to what he had done with Shepard. It was Garrus' piece of mind his tranquility that kept him on the right path and a clear conscious. Sometimes he felt as if he was losing his righteousness--but then she was always there to remind him who he was, what type of man he was. Garrus' was one of the good guys. ❝Happy anniversary--I know it's too early, we're far from October. However, given the circumstances and our busy schedules I figured we could celebrate now while we can.❞

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❝If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a R E A P E R, just remember. I took the kill shot.❞

[ written by dee - mass effect AU/Human Garrus Vakarian ]

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Garrus Vakarian - In another world we are just the same.

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❝Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you... come back alive.❞

[ Garrus Vakarian Aesthetics ] ✭ TURIAN BAD BOY

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❝If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a R E A P E R, just remember. I took the kill shot.❞

[ written by dee - mass effect AU/Human Garrus Vakarian ]

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So, what was your most exciting sexual encounter?

"…"

"Elaborate on exciting."