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phil insta story

8/9/24

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real talk i do hope to make some phannie friends at tit amsterdam... i need this energy in my life

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i just cannot believe phan daddy kink is real

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seventeen dead tweny eight injured

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for realsies i get that dnp want to be creatively fulfilled and have cool ideas. however i think i would genuinely prefer it if their tour was just them telling the audience stories for 2 hours

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DID YOUR SON TAKE IT?,??? DID YOUR SON TAKE IT???????????

the way dan goes "i was put in the relatives room" and then IMMEDIATELY follows it up with "it's very traumatic to see your friend faint." they're sooooooooo. me and the bestie i will share the rest of my life with

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"wait lemme just google boob" "this is my laptop google boobs in your own time"

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the way dan goes "i was put in the relatives room" and then IMMEDIATELY follows it up with "it's very traumatic to see your friend faint." they're sooooooooo. me and the bestie i will share the rest of my life with

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it's giving formerly repressed dad having a gay midlife crisis and his ex took the house in the divorce but that means he gets to move somewhere new and this place has a pool so he hires a pool boy and is pleasantly surprised to find that the pool boy is actually a Pool Man who happens to be having an ongoing life crisis of his own after quitting his law practice to pursue a career in stand up comedy but his day time pool cleaning job won't make ends meet and it certainly won't pay for his expensive tastes but luckily for him this bleach blonde dad is much wealthier than his collection of graphic t-shirts and marvel funko pops would have you believe

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girl not the diddies...

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dan: love isn't real

also dan: i was put on this earth so me and phil could be together

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LOVED the new mukbang. unfortunately not gonna be my new comfort vid because it stressed me out too much

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i'm imagining that they won't come onto the stage until the whole crowd starts chanting "shows us your tits"

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there's something soooo. about the fact that dan only recently toured with wad but now he wants to do it again but with phil this time

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ok fineeee new url

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to be a phillie for a second. phil with the blond hair and the leather jacket...... phil pleaseeeeee please please please PLEASE please