informantvanderwood

[informantvanderwood]

this goes for here too since same admin haha!

also, hey, hi my friends. in case i’m taking a long time to answer asks nd requests nd stuff, i’m sorry. a lot of big changes are happening in my life rn. some good, some bad, some hard to work though. so i gotta focus on myself!

dont worry tho! i’m doing okay and handling stuff quite well! i just might not be online as much~

[informantvanderwood]

I can’t stand loud noises for even short periods of time. How do you stand being around Seven and his chaos?

Noise cancelling earphones my friend... noise cancelling earphones...

Also about the chaos... I can't help but clean up after him. Am a bit of a neat freak, I cannot get ANYTHING done unless I'm in clean environment.

[informantvanderwood]

Do you have any friends, or at least friendly colleagues, at your job? Aside from Seven, that is.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Usually the conversations with colleagues don't step over work related business. Naturally there are people I like more and people I like less.

[informantvanderwood]

Boss would probably pop a blood vessel lol

Wait, what happened to "no stay away from my RFA friends!" ? Suddenly he wants you on babysitting duty??

He totally has a crush on them lol

LMAO ya, that's what I thought lol

I KNOW??? I have no idea what the hell has gotten into him. I really fucking hope it's not a crush, he should know better.

Also, he does seem to be working, but I don't see any progress on our task. Just WHAT is he doing?

I'll have to 'talk' some sense into him, or we'll both end up in a dumpster.

[informantvanderwood]

I miss you too, Vanderwood. Ugh, saying that is disgusting. At least he's not making robots again. Then again, his just staring through cameras at this person is.... creepy, to say the least.- Elise

UGH! EW! Okay. Let's agree to never say anything like that again.

Yes! It's so creepy!! He even asked me to "watch over her" while he works. LIKE HELL I'LL DO THAT. But I might have to at this point, so we can at least get something done. God, what has gotten into that guy. I am so FED UP.

Should I try and ask the boss to switch teams? Or do you reckon he'd get even more mad lol

[informantvanderwood]

Sherlock, you and I both know I have no control over that. Our boss has me running all over the place, and hopefully I get partnered back up with you so we can both kick Seven's ass.

If hes soooo concerned, just bring her to him. Maybe actually seeing her and realizing that it's a bad idea will light a fire under his ass.- Elise

God I hope so. I'd never thought I'd say that, but working with Seven makes me miss you. (ugh, i feel gross after saying that). At least you actually do what you're told to, without slacking off.

Well that is either a terrible idea or one that could actually work... I'll consider it.

That, or we'll just beat his ass.

[informantvanderwood]

Who wouldn’t fall hopelessly in love for someone who’s charming, witty, and very attractive?

Welp. Bad news for you! cus this guy is ~unattainable~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[informantvanderwood]

Would it be too personal to ask what genres of music you enjoy listening to?

Sure! I quite enjoy 70s & 80s rock and glam rock. yknow. David Bowie, Queen, Kiss, Ramones etc etc. That kinda stuff.

I think you can tell by my fashion sense LMAO

[informantvanderwood]

I thought that group disbanded after it's leader died or something. Usually he could care less about it when we have a mission. What, did he get a girlfriend or something? Need me to mace him again? -Elise

Apparently not. From what I could gather there's a new member. Seven's been watching her through the CCTV. What an absolute creep. shucks.

And I SWEAR, I'm doing everything I can to get him back on track. Please please PLEASE give us some more time. I promise we'll get this mission done ASAP.

[informantvanderwood]

Ok since you are uncapable of forming emotional attachments I'm assuming you can't have a dog, but what about a snake? I heard they can't really love you and they take good care of themselves, so it would just be a cool and pretty companion that hangs around and eats mice off your house

Snakes and other reptiles are p cool. I like their aesthetics. But at the same time, whilst they might not need a lot of attention, they still need the right kind of care. Yknow, food, environment, temperature in the enclosure etc etc.

I honestly don't think I could provide all of that. Also, sometimes for missions I have to leave for multiple days. and i'm not letting anyone else into my house LMFAO

[informantvanderwood]

Life at work... I've never made that choice for myself, but... it sounds like a pretty complicated life. After all, you're actually connected to your job. Not handcuffs of course, but it can also be uncomfortable. I hope one day your life will give you something else besides work.So you are... Are you saying that I need to keep a distance with you? But it's so hard to do, because you and he are so interesting, so deep and so good. A secret information... I swear I can quell my curiosity and not get into it too much. We can just talk about neutral topics, such as the weather. And the danger... I understand that this is important for both of you, but it's my personal choice to try to get closer to Seven and you. And if anyone is responsible for this, it's only me.

Handcuffed to my job LMFAO! You could say that I am... metaphorically of course. I'm in so deep, I'll never be able to leave without consequences. I know too much. So I either keep working for this company forever or.....

And yes. I do think it would be best if you kept your distance. Though I can answer none-work related questions. I'm not very good at small talk though.

You can try to get closer to me... or Seven... but I don't think either of us would let it happen. I'm not about to put an innocent person into possibly life threatening danger.

[informantvanderwood]

I’ve been hopelessly in love with you since 2016

WHY???!!!!

also. don't.

[informantvanderwood]

(Yo it's mc-and-elise! :D) Ugh, is Seven not behaving AGAIN?! I leave you two alone for a month and neither if you can finish one job without him getting sidetracked- Elise

SEVEN IS NEVER BEHAVING! It takes everything in me to not tase him.

I swear, I'm doing all I can to get him to do his work, but he wont listen. Despite me telling him, multiple times, that our life might be on the line if he keeps slacking off. I know that I cannot postpone the deadline again. God, this guy is making me lose my mind.

I think it's that RFA organisation that keeps distracting him. Maybe we need to do something about that.

[informantvanderwood]

Hey Vandy. My darling. I have a question for you, if you don't mind.

What are your opinions on C&R extraordinaire Mr. Jumin Han?

“My darling” ????????????????

Anyway. Moving on.

Hm. Jumin Han, CEO and Chairman-in-line. I don’t know much about the RFA and it’s members, but he seems like the most reasonable. (I think I’ve mentioned this before.) A bit pretentious maybe, but I think that comes automatically with being rich lmfao!! But he’s at least someone who seems to be able to act logical, no matter the situation. I like that about him. The calm kind of aura.

[informantvanderwood]

If you were given the choice to stop being Seven's nanny but in exchamge you had to take care of Elizabeth the Third and give her lots of love, would you accept? I just want to know if you would be capable of putting up with C hair and being emotionally attached to another living creature in summary

I do not have the time OR patience to take care of a pet. You have to give it water, feed it, clean up after it -

That does sound an awful lot like Seven though, now that I think about it. At least he doesn't shed his hair that badly. And I guess he's somewhat useful. haha

Also, are you implying that I do not have the emotional capability to show affection? You are completely right LMFAO

[informantvanderwood]

hiii i am OBSESSED with that recent vanderwood fic 😭😭💕💕 how about ''i hate your guts but still want to make-out with you'' kisses with vanderwood if you have the time? 😙 -luc606

Hi!!! I know I’m getting back to this so late but I’m so happy you liked that Vandy fic! It was something out of my comfort zone and I felt quite self-conscious about posting it, so your message (and tags!) really made my day!

I really loved this request combination, and had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you enjoy! <3

Vanderwood - “I hate your guts but still want to make out with you” kisses

The room you’ve locked yourselves in is completely dark, so that the only indication that you’re not alone comes from the sound of the agent behind you catching his breath.

How on earth did you end up in this situation?

Easy. It was all Vanderwood’s fault, again. If he hadn’t interfered, you’d have managed to slip in and out of the building unnoticed and you wouldn’t have been almost caught. But, of course, he had insisted on following his plan and coming along.

Ever since having him assigned as your partner, this had been happening more often. No matter how much you had insisted that you worked best by yourself, the agency obviously didn’t listen. They never liked the idea of agents working by themselves, so you were given a forced supervisor.

Your complaints that he only hindered your productivity (and his similar complaints) fell on deaf ears. So, the time you spent working together was full of bickering and butting heads.

You rest your back against the door to catch your breath and search the darkness for him. Your mind fills in the missing image for you; hair falling out of the haphazard ponytail he put it in earlier, shirt tight around his arms, posture broad and stubborn. You can just imagine him ready to berate you for what went wrong.

You try not to think about why it was so easy to pull together that image of him. How you can almost see him just by closing your eyes. You must have been spending too much time together.

Of all places to end up, stuck in close quarters with Vanderwood was the last place you wanted to be. Being too close to him for longer than a few minutes has recently started to have some…strange effects on you.

You’ve started picking up on things you were usually all too happy to ignore; what it would feel like to run your finger down the small scar on his cheekbone, how much you want to push his hair away from his eyes so you can look at them properly when you explain for the millionth time why your approach would work better. All the different ways you could get him to shut up.

Even though you can’t see him, you can feel him. The warmth radiating off him and his breath still coming in sharp gasps (he really does smoke too much for his own good). It gives you goosebumps just knowing he’s so close.  

You can’t move any further away, so you try your best to distract yourself before you stop thinking straight. You redirect your building nervous energy back into your initial frustration at him.

“Why did you think waiting outside the surveillance room was a good idea?” You have to whisper to not draw attention to yourselves, so it comes out like a hiss. “It’s like you were asking to get spotted!”

“You think both of us getting cornered inside with people guaranteed to show up was a better idea? Going up there without any distraction attempts was a ridiculous idea to begin with!”

You can tell that he has been preparing for an argument as much as you have. Tonight’s mission was particularly risky, even for agents at your level. You had been going over plans for weeks leading up to tonight. Both of you were convinced that your own plans were the right ones, and neither of you were willing to compromise.

Oh, but he’s not done. He’s only just beginning. Trapped in here, with nowhere to escape his frustration, you have no choice but to endure it.

“If you had just listened to me before we left, we could be done with all of this by now, did you ever think of that? Or do you just need to prove that you’re the better agent all the time?” He growls.

In his ranting, he took an unintentional step towards you, once again distracting you from the matter at hand. You had no choice but to listen to him... except...

You take a step forward, holding your hands out in front of you. He’s close enough that you can reach the collar of his jacket pretty easily. You grasp it firmly with both hands and roughly use it to pull him towards you.

“Vanderwood, will you please shut up,” you say through gritted teeth.

Your noses bump, and you’re surrounded by the scent of him now. Something smoky, spicy, and that only spurs you on further. Any rational thought has long since left you.

He takes a breath, as if he’s going to say something else, but you’ve had enough of his complaints for one night. Your hands move up from his collar to his neck, even further up to his cheeks so you can pull his face to meet yours.

Your first kiss lands on his chin, but you quickly find his lips with yours. His hands hover over your body for a second, unsure, but then settle on your hips, pulling you closer to him. His groan comes out muffled against your lips, and you tug at his hair in retaliation, trying to get him to be quiet.

In this dark space, your senses are heightened. His hands trace the shape of you over your clothes, pressing his fingers deep enough into your skin that you’re sure you’ll find bruises tomorrow. Making out with him feels more satisfying than arguing with him, you find yourself thinking.

You’re not sure how much time passes, only that the commotion of footfalls outside subsides. When you finally break apart, he goes back towards the door and opens it just a crack to check that the coast is clear. 

From behind him, you say, “by the way, your idea would never have worked.”

[informantvanderwood]

In your life, it's time to write a book or make a movie. It is so interesting, but at the same time bitter. I understand that you are just working together. But you care about each other quite a lot, and it's so great!

Oh… him… watching someone? Well, it really can be a bit of a hindrance when he needs to focus on something. You know, I don't really know much about all this, but I could call him or help him with his work from a distance. How do you like this idea? Well, or at least make sure that he doesn't get distracted very often.

Writing a book about my life? It's really not that interesting tbh. I just work day and night. And after that I work more. And then I work some more.

Me? Caring about Seven? No way!! Hahahaha! That's a good joke lmao

Hm. I'm not sure you could... be of help to him. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm sure you mean well. But getting close to Seven or to me, means getting close to danger. Not only that, but we work with highly classified information.