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This is some twisted emotion, love becomes obsession, DnD vampire shit and I am HERE for it.

Biting killing maiming ect

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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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Legend.

happy pride month to HIM

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Just had to add, if you're really jacked, you can also lift a car.

trying to explain english to an italian

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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So . . . the executive order signed that states "'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." and "'Male' means the person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell." And since we either know from study or simply from watching Jurassic Park that many embryos, human included, start as Female and the gene to make a fetus male expresses in the second month of pregnancy, ALL persons, at conception, are Female.

So . . .

God creates man, God creates woman, man destroys God, man destroyes MAN, woman inherits the earth.

And anyone identifying as a man, according to this order, is a woman identifying as a man, otherwise, a transgender man.

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The most accurate I've seen this summed up.

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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The struggle is real.

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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Sub-radio is awesome and this is no exception. This one will probably always be my favorite, though.

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Nyachooh

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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

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Nothing quite like the year of the jackdaw last year, but congrats to the still surviving Gävle Goat and Happy Yule to all!!

Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

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Merry Christmas, You Potatoes :3

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me as a writer

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i just got this comment over on twitter and honestly i think this is one of my favorite things that has ever been said to me about writing