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BOOM💣 by Houh!

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It's so fucking embarrassing how excited I got from jerking off this pine tree 😅 Just a totally normal day here on snzblr.

Anyway, reblog if this video made you want to sneeze or provoked any other interesting reactions 😈

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Okay hear me out... I know pepper and feather dusters are usually the go-to for cartoonish sneezes, but can we talk about dandelions?? I was obsessed with the idea as a kid, and you have the added bonus of the built-in destruction, and I *JUST* 🤤🤧❤️‍🔥

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A back-breaking achoo

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I honestly didn't expect a tie, just like they didn't expect a sneezing attack that came out of nowhere XD. I hope you like it. I'll try to do more dynamics like this more often. Also what do you think made them sneeze?

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i woke up and it was 103 degrees outside. this is the kind of day i’m having so far.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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reblog this if you're an 18+ snzblog?

my reccs and 4u page aren't doing it for me i need more content

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Sorry for not posting in a while, been really busy with work and university.

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Finally done I did way better than I expected

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This yoruichi snz is taking longer than I thought, I want it to be perfect seeing as she's my fav anime waifu but this is so fucking exhausting

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I think I might just be a bleach fanatic at this point 😭

by BIION@Biiontwoo

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Hot girls have embarrassingly messy sneezes, they can't help it

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Coming out nicely, might be my best one yet

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Your poor new coworker is the sneeziest person you have ever encountered. Whether it's allergies, a cold or even a random tickle, her sneezing has become a normal part of your work day. The rest of your team seem to have tuned it out entirely, but you couldn't if you tried.

She very rarely covers - about a third of the time, you would venture to guess. Even then, she sneezes at, not into, her hands - hastily raised, sometimes after several sneezes have already occurred. She wipes them off on her stocking-clad thighs, seemingly oblivious of the wet streaks she leaves that glitter on the nylon, before she returns to her keyboard and mouse.

Her sneezes aren't exceptionally loud, but they are numerous, vocal, toe-curlingly desperate - and above all else, wet. Sometimes she gasps through a build-up, teasing you and priming you for what is to come. You try not to stare as she fans at her face, tongue curling in her mouth and squinting into the distance to encourage the oncoming explosions.

As your desk is right next to hers, you are regularly doused with the copious clouds of spray that blast out of her. If she notices the moisture twinkling on the skin of your hand or the dappled marks of dampness all over your sleeve, she doesn't apologise. More often than not, she'll mutter a cheery 'bless me!' and get on with her work. You bless her and use all your willpower to carry on with your own work, biting your lip as you see scattered droplets of her sneezes all over your papers.

You recently started bringing tissues to work especially for her. You love handing them to her after a long suffering fit, for which you are rewarded with a lengthy conversation about her tickly nose, and how she's been to every doctor and tried every medication to keep it under control. Nothing has worked, but she's incredibly easy-going about it. You blush as she mentions she actually quite enjoys a rigorous sneeze. You notice she uses the tissues to wipe her computer screen and keyboard down after an uncovered fit.

Ever since she moved to your department 4 months earlier, you've been sexually insatiable. You replay her sneezes in your head, and your thoughts are filled with increasingly more sexual scenarios and fantasies. You never dreamed of masturbating at work before you met her, but her gorgeous fits send you skulking towards the bathroom at least once a day. When you can fully indulge yourself at home, you cannot believe how good it feels to orgasm as she sneezes over and over in your mind.

Safe to say, she's driving you insane and seriously impacting your productivity. You don't care, though. Never before have you ever been so keen to get to work.

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Birthday snz! - F, mess

Where I try and fail to hold back 😅 I think I ought to practice more… sorry about the background noise, I live next to the highway ✨

also, thank you for such kind words! I’ve been so overwhelmed that I hardly know what to do with everyone!!! Here’s a kiss from me to you all~ >OO< 💋 ❤️