#sneez

[roguesnezblog]

Lotta Doodles of Judas and friends sneeing. I found it VERY ironic that Judas was the one in our dnd session who failed the con save against pollen while Ornel suceeded. This poor man.

[esilher]

Collaborative December klaine challenge 2023 between @esilher and @mynonah

"ACHOO!"

"Whoa..." Blaine stares in amazement at the beautiful stranger behind him. Okay, not really a stranger... They have been going to the same coffee shop every morning for at least 5 weeks now. Well, 38 days… not that he's counting.

He's as gorgeous as ever. "Bless you!"

"Ugh, thanks."

And his voice is mesmerizing...

"Oh my God."

"What...?"

"I'm so sorry."

"For what?"

"I... I just ruined your scarf."

"Oh! Yeah, that, um... it's okay." I can't believe he’s talking to me.

"No, it's not. How could this be okay? It's disgusting. I'm so sorry, but it came so suddenly," - Kurt tries to explain, "out of nowhere and it was the closest thing to a handkerchief."

"Don't worry about it, really." Would it be too soon to tell him that he can do whatever he wants with me? Yeah, probably.

"Give it to me. I'll wash it."

"You... you want to take my scarf?"

"Not forever, silly... But yes, of course. Here, take mine. I don't want you to catch a cold. It can be dangerous... You might sneeze into someone's scarf. Who does such a thing, huh? We wouldn't want that, would we. There you go."

"Oh." Did he really just tie his scarf on me? It smells like… cinnamon. Wow. He's not only beautiful and hot, he's funny and caring... He would take such good care of our imaginary children!

"Are you sure?" - Blaine asks.

"I'm sure, that's the minimum, really."

"Then, um... maybe... we could change numbers? Just so... you know, because of the scarf. It was a gift, and..."

"Oh, of course!"

"Great." And that's how I met your dad, kids.

"But let me make it up to you."

"I'm really not ma... what do you... how?"

"I'll buy you a coffee, okay? Please? I'd feel better."

Note for later: thank grandma for the scarf one more time! Note for now: breath!

"A grande non-fat mocha and a medium drip for this guy with the lovely scarf, and maybe I can get him to split one of those cookies."

"This is your scarf."

"I know that."

"Wait! You know my coffee order?"

"Of course I do. It took you weeks to finally ask for my number, I had plenty of time to memorize it. I'm Kurt, by the way."

"My name is Blaine."

[britneyshakespeare]

It's still not midnight quite yet in my timezone but HAPPY BIRTHDAY NED @sneez

I felt like I should put a picture here but I didn't have anything saved so I scrolled really far till I found something. These were the candles on my dad's birthday cake almost a year ago. Do you like them? My favorite's the one with its tongue out.

[phagi]

Sneez the clown and her three little goons Brenda Brandy and Brittany 🐝

[faerociousbeast]

i neef to

[silenthillmutual]

heather for the character thing! :-D

<- is mentally ill about all silent hill characters

heather my daughter heather whom i love with all my heart.... i wanted to dress like her when i still identified as a girl so i bought clothes that were similar... i still have the white vest but it now has patches on it!

character opinion bingo!

[i-am-the-me]

My sneezes be sounding like timpanis

[yuribeam]

(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)

(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)

[moctor]

[cupzx]

what has the world come to,, no one even blessed me when i go achoo anymore

[roguesnezblog]

Svet getting teased :3c

[clown-owo]

not pictured: Acht flashback to growing up hearing DJ Octavio say vaguely gay shit about the captain of the Squidbeak Splatoon

[britneyshakespeare]

I was thinking last night as I fell asleep: I've known and loved @sneez for years, and I've known him to love the sea for all of that time, and yet I've never known him to swear like a sailor. Such a shame.

[b00gerface]

who's talking shit about me. I just sneezed. snoze if you will

[bunnywoman]

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

[broh3m3]

merry chrysler