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Kota: fight me!

Katsuki: ha! Look at your size. What’re you gonna do? Kick me in the ankle?

Later..

Izuku: uh, why is kacchan quivering on the floor?

Eijirou: kota threw water in bakugou’s eyes and kicked him really hard in both his ankles

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Text from Hitoshi: I’m gonna be about half an hour late

Neito, who forgot they were even meeting, still in bed, texting: you always do this

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Yuga: izuku, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Izuku: murder. villain group execution style. we never find your head

Yuga, sweating: Ah, I see

Neito, slightly raises hand in question:

Izuku: you slip in a tub

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Hitoshi: what if Instead of putting milk in my cereal, I put coffee?

Izuku: what if you didn’t?

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Hitoshi: when I first met Neito I was like ‘how is he single??’

Hitoshi: then I got to know him and I was like,

Hitoshi: ‘Ah’

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[vigilante!izuku]

Aizawa: how come you’re still alive????

Izuku: there hasn’t been a place made for me yet

Aizawa: heaven clearly doesn’t fit then

Izuku: hell already spit me out

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Ochako: that’s a pretty rock

Izuku: Kacchan gave it to me

Katsuki: I threw it at you

Izuku: he’s very sweet

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Denki: y’know my first kiss was so romantic

Denki: what about you? Midoriya??

Izuku, remembering the times he got caught up in villain fights: cpr

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Izuku: if Monoma and I were drowning, who would you save?

Hitoshi: you morons can’t even swim?

Neito: it’s a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Hitoshi: my time and effort.

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Denki: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Denki: and I started thinking

Denki: like it was just trying to get food

Denki: what if I went to the fridge and it slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Denki: how would I feel

Hitoshi: dead

Izuku: are you okay?

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Izuku: I made tea.

Hitoshi: I don’t want tea.

Izuku: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Hitoshi: then why are you telling me?

Izuku: it is a conversation starter.

Hitoshi: that’s a lousy conversation starter.

Izuku: is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Hitoshi: what do you think midoriya will do for a distraction?

Ochako: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

[building explodes and several car alarms go off]

Hitoshi:

Ochako: …or he could do that

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Izuku, trying to flirt: you said you like bad boys

Izuku: well I’m bad

Izuku: at everything

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Hitoshi: I love sarcasm

Hitoshi: it’s like punching people in the face, but with words

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Neito: I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?!

Hitoshi: oh, I’m always running

Izuku, appearing behind hitoshi out of nowhere: the question is from what

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Reporter: what’s it like working with Pro-Hero Deku?

Neito: imagine working with completely civilised, responsible and mature people

Reporter: okay

Neito: now throw that idea out the window

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Neito: I’m so tired of this

Eijirou: I just want to get out of this house

Izuku: Hitoshi, how are you dealing with this quarantine?

Hitoshi, who hasn’t left his bed in days: this what