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the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

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I have also managed to twist my ankle while asleep in the past, btw.

Well. At least the finger is on my bad hand.

How the fuck does one manage to sprain their finger while sleeping in bed?

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.

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How the fuck does one manage to sprain their finger while sleeping in bed?

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Literally everybody does have that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

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Sketchy comic of Telemachus and Odysseus bonding lol

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Bard Poll Round 1, Match 8

Propaganda

As You Like It

What if you (disguising yourself a man for what you plan on being an indefinite period of time) found out that the guy you’re into was also into girl-you and, instead of revealing who you were, you told him to treat you AS IF you were the girl he was into (you’re still dressed as a guy) up to and including a fake marriage? What if he played along the whole time while also remaining totally oblivious to the fact to who you are? What if??

Henry IV

Great play. Hal is in fine form, Hotspur rules, one of the best histories hands down. Just the right balance of shenanigans and serious stuff. I can and will cry if I think too long about all the parallel father/son relationships happening.

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Scientific Method

by James Tadd Adcox

Picture the ocean. No. Picture the entire thing, all at once. You are not doing it. It’s okay. One day something terrible will happen, and I will not be prepared.

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Dear BBC

It seems that you don't have any money, probably due to the Tories or something. Luckily I have a solution to this problem.

Putting CGI in Doctor Who is expensive but you know what isn't? Asking all your staff to bring in their recycling bins and buying lots of paint.

The Welsh quarries are calling BBC. Disney betrayed you, didn't they? You don't need to worry about them when you use an old shower curtain as a costume.

We don't mind. Our eyes bled when we saw a CGI judoon. We physically retched at some of the environments you placed Doctor Who in.

But we're still watching episodes from the 1970s, aren't we?

Give us cardboard, give us plasterboard, give us foam, give us plastic, give us natural light, give us piles of rubble, give us silver paint, give us props the actors can interact with

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amateurish first effort

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She hurdy on my gurdy till I drone.

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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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Should we have that leftover hasprat for dinner or go to the replimat?

ds9 art kids ds9 ART KIDS 

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