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You know who else is an unreliable narrator?

The voices in my head.

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I just know for a fact that Remus gives THE best hugs when he decides that you deserve one.

James a total hugger but he kinda begins squeezing the life out of you after a while, thanks to his huge quidditch player arms.

Sirius is a sucker for hugs and any kinda cozy physical contact once he decides that he likes and trusts you enough.

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I just realised . It's been three years since I made this account and I haven't. Posted. A. Single. Fic. Despite what it says in my bio.

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Guess who's back (I said to my two followers)

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THISSSSS

All this fem-or-not-fem-Sirius debate has really done is it made me realise that I love and support Sirius in any form. 70s rockstar icon? Hell yes!! Babygirl? He can do no wrong! Muscular and athletic millionaire? Sure thing! Bratty Diva? I will support his every move! Literally any kind of gender fluid, androgynous, gender no-conforming version of Sirius that has ever been headcanonned? COUNT ME IN!

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Yesssss omg so accurate.

remus is the people pleaser in the marauders.

james is only a sirius & lily & perhaps his parents pleaser, peter is a whoever is the most powerful person pleaser, and sirius would never try to please anyone (other than making silly faces to make a baby harry laugh)

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I'm in love with you btw

“We know nothing about canon Remus-“

My brother in Christ we know he sleeps with his mouth slightly open

He snorts in his sleep sometimes

That even tho his belongings are falling apart the knots and stitches he puts around things are meticulously neat and tidy (controlling what he can control)

That after a full moon he’s so exhausted he can sleep all day

His voice is hoarse

He can do (or at least it’s implied) wandless magic to create flames

His first response to an attacker is to talk to it (and be real sassy with it)

He’s competent enough to get rid of said attacker

He gives away the cure to dementors but doesn’t seem to eat any himself

He smiles a whole lot, considering

He can go from asleep to perfectly alert in seconds

He’s sickly looking to the point “a good curse would finish him off”

He’s likely thin

He has his name on his suitcase but the lettering is old and worn suggesting he’s been called Professor before (likely as a joke but we can’t tell that quite yet)

He looks young despite grey hair, it’s noticeable that he’s been prematurely aged

He’ll take responsibility and check in with the driver

He’ll write to pomfrey to tell her that a student is hurt

And this is just Chapter 5 of PoA- when he’s asleep for 90% of the chapter! Imagine the shit we get when he’s awake

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regulus black is one of those motherfuckers who saves contacts with full names with like. capital letters. like. Sirius Black and Bartemius Crouch Jnr. the only person who gets a special contact name is pandora and it's literally just. Panda. you'd think he has absolutely no personality when you look at his contact list ...

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Thank you so much for saying this, you beautiful angel of headcannons 😭❤️

i don’t think regulus was angry with sirius for leaving. i think regulus understood, better than anyone else, that sirius left because he had no other choice. he was proud of him.

and of course he missed his brother, but there was no bitterness. they both handled the abuse in the best way they could.

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yall remember in canon when kreacher charged into battle against the death eaters yelling about fighting for regulus?

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I'm a Sirius kinnie wanting to date a Sirius kinnie because lets be fucking honest, nobody finds Sirius Black more attractive than Sirius Black himself.

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donald trump headcanons:

bi-curious femboy

uses trump/trumps/trumpself pronouns also do/na/ld neos

⅕ latina baddie

thunder thighs 😍😍😍😍😍

literally not like other girls 🙄

4'9

favourite webtoon is the boyfriends webtoon and his most searched wattpad trope is alpha x alpha spice

wait 🫷🏼 they 👥 don't 🙅🏼‍♀️ love 😘 you 🫵🏼 like i 👀 love 🥰 you 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

has a poster of hitler in drag on his ceiling

most listened to artist on spotify and youtube music is ollie london

bikini spray tan summer 🌞🏝️👙

his fursona is chester cheetah

exclusively e-dates (roblox and picsart)

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I'm 113% sure that at one point both Sirius Black and James Potter crossed paths with a muggle magazine showing off a cute girl sporting a cute crop top. I'm 113% sure that our excellent gentlemen, also sometimes called the brightest minds of that wizarding period, exchanged a (very mischievous) knowing glance with each other. The next thing that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry knew was that overnight the Marauder's dorm floor had been covered with poorly cut pieces of fabric and two very proud mischief makers who now did not own a single tshirt or tank that covered their midriffs prancing through the prestigious hallways.

Thank you for coming to my history lesson.

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Sirius "Padfoot" Black, raging bisexual /slut! would never fail to do the HOT TO GO! dance.

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reasons harry potter is a raging bisexual

• literally has an inner monologue about how attractive all his friends, opponents and every single guy he's ever met is • lost interest in quidditch and instead became rapidly obsessed with draco malfoy • wears flannel shirts • wears converse • in love with draco malfoy

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