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Hey guys blog creator here! I'm turning asks off for a bit! (not that anyone sends me asks anyway.......) I've been getting nothing but spam messages and im really sick of thinking i finally have an ask for once only for it to be a bot.

Ask box will open in a month or so!

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Today is International Parrot Crisis Awareness Day! (Pls share!)

Baby parrots are cute, cuddly, and needy. When they hit maturity, they become loud, rebellious, bitey, and they often make their problem your problem. Basically, they act like the wild animals that they are.  Many don't realize they are not domesticated over 1000s of years like cats and dogs, but only 1 or 2 generations from the wild. They're not so different than having a pet monkey.

Sadly, when birds hit the avian version of "puberty" this is when many birds are surrendered, rehomed, or worse. (I've seen worse and it's incredibly sad). This cycle can repeat for 20-80 years, leaving birds emotionally traumatized.

Instead of buying, adopt! Every parrot has a unique personality that can literally change with the seasons. Special needs birds, in particular, can be incredible companions with the right person. I’ve had many, and helping them thrive is so rewarding!

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//Okay, making one of these posts to help get this blog off the ground more :3

// Reblog this post if you're okay with this "Ghetsis" (not really Ghetsis) to come onto your blog and be annoying/be an absolute strawman/preach team plasma rhetoric.

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Buck is now doing zoomies cause I told him Rapp said hi!!

I’m doing alright! Getting to see everyone for Christmas and New Year’s really helped.

Hope all is going good for you!

yo Luna!! how you doin!?!?

YOOOOOOOO??

RAPP?!

AHHHHH HEY!!!!!

I’m doin’ super yo!!! The rangers finally came and took that Tropius with them so things are calming down here!!

Hey Buck says hi!!!

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yo Luna!! how you doin!?!?

YOOOOOOOO??

RAPP?!

AHHHHH HEY!!!!!

I’m doin’ super yo!!! The rangers finally came and took that Tropius with them so things are calming down here!!

Hey Buck says hi!!!

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Oh all the time!! Our shelter mons get plenty of vet visits and medical care!

It’s healthy and safe.

Your Pokémon should be going to the vet at least once a year depending on species for a check up!

Reminder that you ought to take your wild-caught Pokémon to the vet at your earliest possible convenience, if nothing else because they likely have parasites that you should get them tested and treated for.

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Ketchup, mayo, ham. So much ham.

It’s basic but it slaps. But honestly ill eat anything you give me

Paldeans will be like "behold the cuisine passed down from my people for generations" and then make the worst fucking sandwich you've ever seen in your life

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Oh for sure I’ve had to wrestle with some of the shelter mons!

But most of the wrestling is done by Tobin or Shauna. They’re the most athletic and strong. Oh and the boss does her share of wrestling too

Reblog if you've ever thrown hands with a Pokemon

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OOC

//Reblog if your blog accepts interactions from sentient/sapient Pokémon! Would love to interact more, but want to make sure I don't interrupt anyone's canon by mistake

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Wisp I have a headache from the fact that the Tropius is still here. Don’t subject me to Team Plasma again please my pal.

*deep breath*

We can absolutely form bonds with Wild Pokemon!!

Ghetis is an old ugly loser

Your pokemon have been conditioned into "loving you" but do not in actuality, and if raised with the choice to do to they would leave you in an instant.

Follow for more pokemon care tips!

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Well not really child furniture so to say?

But baby toys and toys for tots can be surprisingly popular with Psychic types!

I can't stop thinking about this image

[original image]

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I think Miss Sparky would kill someone if I did that.

However Hazel has a Subway issued Safety Joltik named Nuzzle that she uses as a taser

Anyways. Look.

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Boy sucks to be that guy. Grab your mons and GTFO

CALL YOUR LOCAL RANGERS ASAP

No we’ve never had a random bisharp infestation thank god

bisharp. birsharp in my house- (not my bisharp) (random bisharp) (in my house) (a bisharp)

Well that's HIS house now

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Okay Wisp, that's a little concerning. Didn;t realize you were out here prowling the retirement home... Second? Well Hazel came over to hang out while we deal with Tropius and... You think i don't know people are attracted to my uncles? They ran the subway battle station! I know how people find them attractive! I'm numb!

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My most interesting story is that Miss Sparky likes to be brushed after i brush Buck and Nursey. Miss Sparky is a rotom.

Hey! Remember to occasionally brush your pokemon if they need to be brushed!

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OH SHIT I FOROGT SHE FOLLOWS ME HAZEL DONT GET ANY IDEAS

I appreciate those who have the courage to refer to any poke-deity by name because I personally would not risk that for the simple reason of:

They could appear.

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You can say uncle, we're all adults here Wisp. Also don;t encourage Hazel. She will fight god and win.

I appreciate those who have the courage to refer to any poke-deity by name because I personally would not risk that for the simple reason of:

They could appear.