Jay | 29 | he/him | several kinds of queer | I listened to all of The Magnus Archives in eight days, and I'm not the same man I was before | Patreon listener (early vague posting will be tagged under the standard "#tmagp vague", but I won't post any specific spoilers until public release) | Icon by novahedron
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Elias moodboard
#i am running on a total of nine hours of sleep across two nights and i am cackling at this#incredible. thank you#tma#elias bouchard
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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”
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I was talking about my tma relisten, and my husband started joking like, "Don't talk to me about archives. Protocol is better. I wanna talk about that."
Me: "We could talk about protocol if you finished it."
Mark: "I... that's... don't call me out! You're the one being impatient."
Things are getting serious. Somebody's gonna get a pillow thrown at their head.
I stopped listening to protocol for months because my husband was just starting it, and I wanted him to catch up so we could listen together. So of course I also avoided tumblr because spoilers.
Last night we finally, finally caught up.
I opened my phone this morning, hoping to go check the tags and read all the theories I missed out on. And they just. Dropped the season two premiere on patreon. And my husband asked me to wait until we have a chance to listen to it together.
So now I still can't interact with the fandom in any way. I love this man. I really do. But I am suffering here.
#technically i'm one episode ahead#after we listened to 29 he said to listen to 30 on my own and he would catch up today#he didn't#we're teetering toward war in the [surname redacted] household#jay nonsense#mark spotlight
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Hey. Did yall know that the podcast "The Magnus Archives" is really good
#podcast good yes#also on a relisten and falling in love with it all over again#it's my... 4th? maaaaybe 5th? time through#and somehow i STILL haven't listened to mag 11 properly without spacing out whoops#sorry oliver#tma
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I stopped listening to protocol for months because my husband was just starting it, and I wanted him to catch up so we could listen together. So of course I also avoided tumblr because spoilers.
Last night we finally, finally caught up.
I opened my phone this morning, hoping to go check the tags and read all the theories I missed out on. And they just. Dropped the season two premiere on patreon. And my husband asked me to wait until we have a chance to listen to it together.
So now I still can't interact with the fandom in any way. I love this man. I really do. But I am suffering here.
#this is a joke#the timing is just hilariously bad#damn it mark i need to know what happens please hurry up#jay nonsense#mark spotlight#shout out to anybody i was talking to on here before i up and vanished
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How we feeling, chat?
Yeah, I know it's probably not them. But I'm going to daydream about the AUs anyway
#is it so wrong to hope some version of jon is out there getting therapy?#also it's probably SOMEBODY because otherwise pointing them out and describing them was weird#so i wouldn't be surprised if they were different recurring characters we haven't properly met yet#but until it's clarified they're my boys in my mind#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 17#the magnus protocol#scheduled for public release#so i'm probably sleeping when you see this
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One thing that’s interesting about Archives vs Protocol is how the avatars used to lurk in the shadows and didn’t seem to want attention. In Protocol one of the avatars is an influencer who gets into beefs and makes callout videos. Another one is a recognizable children’s tv star
Idk it’s just interesting to me that they seem to crave or maybe even need attention in this universe as opposed to operating in the dark and at times actively working to keep attention off themselves
#huh. never thought of this#i wonder#if the fears (in whatever form they may take) did come from the tma universe#it would make sense for them to adapt so that being Seen was a good thing after the eyepocalypse#as a defense against an archivist smiting or just because the eye was permeating everything and influenced them#idk i'm not awake enough to go deeper into this but i'll be thinking about it
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Gwen Bouchard having a skewed view of the aristocracy is about the least surprising thing about her and I find it odd that people are shocked by it.
Of course she does. She comes from old money, she has old money friends, she is a product of her environment. Everything about her established sense of entitlement and inflexibility of thinking screams "aristocrat" at full volume. Why would you expect her to be different?
#also this is the “literally every character is a different variety of awful but in a believably human way” series#of course they're all going to be flawed messes sometimes#gwen bouchard#tmagp
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WAIT FUCK I skimmed back over the transcript and I totally missed those descriptions hOLD THE FUCK ON
#tmagp vague#tmagp 17#he wouldn't describe them for no reason right? right???#i feel like i'm wrong but i'm gonna cling to this anyway
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#tmagp vague#tmagp 17#i'm like halfway through and seeing the tag freak out when i made sure nobody else posted this scared me
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"I will simply say that – when a spider reaches a certain size, it is often not entirely made up of spider anymore."
This line has been haunting me for years. I have no idea what it means.
Me neither. It's good, tho, right?
#keeping his tags ->#Sometimes lines just come to you#And you're like#“I really like the implications of this line”#“whatever they are”#<- because i feel that#tma
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how could you ever be alone when i always have my sights set on you?
bonus:


patreon // new ipad fund
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s1 jon after almost every statement: this is some made up bullshit by someone who was clearly just experiencing extreme sleep deprivation while probably traumatized and also probably intoxicated and also they just decided to lie for no reason because they hate Me Personally 🙄 ugh and here's the "investigation" that we had to waste our time doing. every day I pray for release.
s1 jon, when elias says he should avoid doing follow up on a statement where nothing explicitly supernatural even happened: I'm frothing at the mouth I'm being caged I'm being limited I'm being suppressed by THE MAN. when will justice be served?
#s1 relistens are so funny when you pay attention to just how much jon believes everything#tma#jonathan sims
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eat the rich before they eat you
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Giving up two ribs for a rescue and information….only Jon-
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Mission accomplished. I'm two for two on inflicting TMA addictions on people.
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