iswerebyit

[iswerebyit]

She's being an impish little thing today...

[iswerebyit]

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

[iswerebyit]

He's watching her with evident boredom upon his throne.

Withdrawing a leather-bound stilletto, the deep, stark impression of a heel now marks Borghen's cheek (don't ask which one.) Sprawled out on the floor, he remains there. Where he belongs.

Beside him rests an accordion. (Yes, an accordion.) Natty can sense it... ohhh yes. The impulse - the sudden whimsical and overwhelming need...

... To play this accordion!

"Ya like jazz?~"

She is not playing jazz. And "playing" is a strong word.

[iswerebyit]

hey babes mind if i turn my unrelenting mental anguish into hypersexuality to cope

[iswerebyit]

WHAT SHATTERS YOU ?

betrayal.

you are so tired of giving your trust away, only to have it thrown back in your face… your heart has been broken, again and again, by those you've mistakenly believed in. "perhaps this time will be different", you say. my dear, it won't. your heart is too gullible for the cruel world around you

Tagged by: @silverymusings (thank you for the tag, my dude! 💕)

Tagging: t h e u n i v e r s e (Whoever the heck hasn't done it yet and wants to do it. Again, I think everyone I know has already been tagged, so it's a free for all! Have at it, if you want!)

[iswerebyit]

🖤 Nat

Profile

Full Name: Natash Iswere

Aliases: Nat, Natty, Iswere, gNat

Sex: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Physical Age: 23 ᶠⁱˣᵉᵈ

Actual Age: 50+

Species: Human

Attributes: Pact (Familiar)

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 142lbs

Skin Tone: Ivory

Eye Color: Dark blue-gray

Hair Color: Ash brown with black shadow/underside

Overview

Capricious, Impish, Audacious —⠀Personality In Three Words

It could be said that Natash, a.k.a Nat, is an incarnation of chaos, often serving as more of a wildcard sort in any given context. One may consider her a living, breathing meme. While her loyalties may come off as questionable at times, Nat does honestly mean well. Some may see her as the "crazy aunt" or "goblin" friend in a group.

Nat is brazen, adventurous and a shameless flirt towards almost any legally available individual who may make eye contact with her. Despite her capacity to be a "gremlin," she can actually be quite provocative. Though, she can be quite provocative in every sense of the word. She has an air of mischief about her that can lead to some splendid, albeit dangerous outings. Even for those unwilling to participate!

Brief History

It is not hard to imagine Nat was just as rambunctious as a child as she is today! She was raised by a single parent; her biological father, Allen, (affectionately referred to as "Al," by most.) Though Nat was nothing short of trouble, her father was a kind and hard-working man who cared for her unconditionally. Nat's mother, on the other hand, was an absent parent. Her mother, Bretta, was involved in what some may consider the "dark arts," taboo constructs and witchcraft regarded as heresy by the more prominent religious groups of the region.

In Nat's early twenties, her mother was killed, leaving nothing in her name other than a Familiar named Sven. This demon was a long time companion of her mother's, who was willed to take to Nat's side should she ever die. Despite a shared interest and open-minded view of the "dark arts" that her mother had, Nat was initially reluctant to accept Sven as a pact partner. However, in knowing he was all that remained of her mother and curious about the stories he and Bretta shared together, Nat accepted him. Thus, a pact was formed and Nat was immortally bound to Sven, in life and in death from that day forward.

Mingling with the taboo and wilder sides of life didn't stop there either. One evening, Nat happened to cross paths with an unfortunate vampire, Leo, who she helped to get back on his feet and keep safe from the public eye. Being a man of many troubles as well, Leo and Nat (and Sven) inevitably came to form what may be regarded as a somewhat unethical, but rather close relationship over the years. Though they lived more separate lives, they would soon come to take on a rather wild and adventurous future (even for them) as a team.

Extras

Birthday: October 7th ᴱᵃʳᵗʰᵉⁿ ᶜᵃˡᵉⁿᵈᵃʳ

Orientation: Pansexual

Occupation: "Iswere By It" Engineering

Past Occupations: None

Skills: Can design and modify custom gear and is proficient in combat

Hobbies: Traditional art, gaming, partying and generally being a menace

Favorite Colors: Blacks and darker shades of red

Favorite Consumables: Pepperoni pizza, cinnamon rolls and all forms of coffee and chocolate

Fears: Commitment, losing loved ones

Trivia

Nat was created initially as a joke as well as a self-insert character; given this, her full name is a pun. "Natash Iswere" is a play on the phrase "not Ashe, I swear!"

The business Nat works for on the regular is a family owned business, run by the generations on her father's side. Being that most of Nat's creation revolved around being a joke, the name of their shop is also a pun. "Iswere By It"obviously being a play on "I swear by it."

Sven, though largely carnivorous, thoroughly enjoys brownies and has the capacity to devour an entire tray of them! Because of this, Nat often makes brownies and offers them as treats to Sven.

Despite having little to no musical talent whatsoever, Nat is often interpreted as a drummer in musical AUs (alternate universes.)

References

[iswerebyit]

Does hold his hand. Hands. Both of them.

Does hold both of his hands.

Kzinssie has one of those really unpleasant kind of clammy cold and limp sort of hand holds.

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Bellow and bark as he may, perhaps even potently enough to bring her bangs to rock, Nat did not budge an inch. In fact, there was instead an odd sense of excitement that awoke from within the instant she heard something a little more monstrous try to claw its way out. Her smirk crooked a measure more.

"That's hot."

(Note: she didn't actually have blood on her face, but emotionally, it was surely there.)

Deviously, her fingers slithered around the wrist of a fidgeting hand, wrangling him into submission. In her grasp, its quivering musculature - minute as it was - was perceived. She brought it between them both, suspense marked by a sharp incline.

"But I have a better idea, if you give me a hand..." The line was accompanied by a wink.

With his meek fearsome little paw held firmly... Also, matching nail polish? Hella cute. Good taste in color. 🖤 ... She casually withdrew her free arm, reaching into a large pocket lining her leather-bound jacket. Said suspense only felt to grow. What was she doing?

From it, she retrieved a small, neatly wrapped... present.

🎁 🫴

Orienting his shaking hand appropriately, palm up and open - or as open as it could be through all the tension - it was placed neatly in his possession. It jittered and jostled, but it refused to fall nevertheless!

Suddenly, just like that, the predator was gone - out of sight, at least, but not out of mind. With lips now painted by a darling, yet off-putting grin, she let out a chuckle.

"Happy holidays, bud!"

kabedon

:: KABEDON :: accepting

He'd done a lot of chasing in his centuries of existence-- an apex predator who left no life unstolen, who had laid waste to cities, kingdoms, and even the netherrealms themselves.

So… was this, like, karma or something?

It made no sense-- the way this woman grinned at him like he was food. It made even less sense how she made him feel like he was food! No matter how hard he pressed against the wall behind him, it refused to oblige and swallow him whole.

"Don't you know who I am, girl!?" he barked, desperation sharpening his voice as he clawed at the stone for some escape, only managing to chip his nail polish. "I'm Kzinssie! KZINSSIE OF THE SEVEN HEROES!"

His voice cracked and then doubled over, slipping into the distorted, resonant tones of his true form, as though that might grant him the intimidation he so desperately needed. As though that might deter this leather-clad madwoman whose eyes burned with untamed glee.

"I'll SUCK THE VERY LIFE FROM YOUR VEINS!!!" he roared, his voice reverberating with a hollow, echoing menace. A thunderous bark lacking any bite, particularly when he was still scrabbling at the wall, his nails skittering uselessly as he tried-- and failed-- to scale it.

[iswerebyit]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LOVED BY YOU?

it feels like an adventure

your laughter is like music, your eyes like city lights. you're so lighthearted and easygoing that you make everyone around you have so much fun, even in the simplest moments. your heart is a place of amusement parks and fireworks and three a.m. giggles. people feel energized every time they see you, but as much as you love people, it can get pretty draining. remember to take breaks when you need them. you're more than just the comic relief, and you deserve to be just as happy as you make everyone else.

TAGGED BY: @silverymusings (thank you for the tag!) 🖤 TAGGING: Whoever wants to do the thing. Seriously. Go for it!

[iswerebyit]

The gNat is currently speedrunning her way to the naughty list.

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Meanwhile, Nat:

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Twerks in practice and in hopes of summoning the twerk master another day.

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A basic beach pile of Nat refs for safekeeping here as well...

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One may liken it to being pinned by a hyena; the glint of a mouthful of teeth caught the eye as a boisterous cackle escaped its confines.

"Gotcha!"

Despite having covered quite the distance at an impeccable speed - in heels - she didn't even appear to be winded. As the laughter subsided, something sinister crept across her expression, her grip loosening. Impish little Nat fingers strayed down the lengths of his arms as he was met by her gaze; it felt predatory.

"You'll have to run faster than that.~"

Barreling after @tarantellx like a feral beast before he disappears into the void.

[iswerebyit]

Barreling after @tarantellx like a feral beast before he disappears into the void.

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