me since april 19th
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*anything mint choco chip flavored products like ice cream, candy, drinks, ect
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its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious
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shoutout to my dad who, after seeing my windows were dirty when i had my parents over last night, would not take no for an answer and demanded to clean them. he enthusiastically did so while my mom and i cooked dinner so now i have clean windows. ehrenmann
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the eras tour in singapore
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dan: 🧡
phannies: THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!?>!)^$ ❌💥💥💣😆❌❌😏🔫🔫
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not queer baiting. not burying my gays. but a secret third thing (whatever tf misha collins is doing)
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this too shall pass
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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Dan loves to make up reasons to credit Phil on his projects. What the fuck is "remote crisis management." Why did Why I Quit YouTube need an "archive historian." What "production assistance" did Phil provide on BIG. Explain yourself Daniel
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Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck
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shoutout to the person who said they would fuck the fruitloops toucan
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just read an article that called phil dan's "former flat-mate" and i'm laughing so hard. its the less extreme version of the "this is my ex-boyfriend-" "we're husbands" joke. buddy they built a house together.
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